This site will be shutting down
April 1st, 2010
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I know this might sound like a shock, but I will soon be leaving the blogging world and no longer keep this site online. I feel that this is necessary for personal reasons. It’s not because of spelling errors or because of the cost of hosting, but because I have other things to focus on in my life. I need the time and space to make my transition
Recently, I made the difficult decision to begin the process of becoming a woman. I’ve always felt like a woman trapped inside the body of a man, trapped inside the body of a horse, trapped inside the body of a woman, trapped inside the body of a man. While there’s nothing I can do to completely untrap myself from all the layers of entrapment, I can at least remove one layer. As such, I will be having a sex change operation. Before I can do this, I need to move somewhere that such surgery can be had at bargain basement prices. Thus, I shall soon be bidding my beloved country goodbye and moving to Guatemala to begin the gender reassignment process.
I have struggled with this decision for many years, but last night, as I lay in bed, Jesus came to me in a dream and told me he would still love me no matter what or where I was. Thank you, Jesus. I now know what I must do.
After my transition is complete, I’m not sure what I will do, but tentatively my plans are to return to the United States, to live in the shallow water channels of Florida, where I will become a member of the peaceful community of manatees. Did I mention that somewhere in those layers of entrapment is a manatee? I might have forgotten that. Manatees are also extremely accepting and very peaceful creatures. Best of all, manatees don’t have nuclear arms. You can’t hug your children with nuclear arms! Of course, they also don’t have regular arms either, but they do have flipper-like things that are a bit like arms.
Finally, I just want to wish everyone a blessed April Fools Day.
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April 1st, 2010 at 2:27 pm
The first paragraph broke my heart. Thank goodness its April Fool’s day!
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April 1st, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Hey Doc! Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Seriously ROFLMAO!
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April 1st, 2010 at 2:57 pm
You are an awful, awful person.
I approve wholeheartedly.
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April 1st, 2010 at 3:49 pm
I labored for hours looking up all the references to refute all the arguments you’ve ever ventured, prepare for the longest, most carefully thought out and reasoned blog comments ever produced:
UR FAG!
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April 1st, 2010 at 4:26 pm
woman trapped inside the body of a man, trapped inside the body of a horse, trapped inside the body of a woman, trapped inside the body of a man.
I LOL’d at that point, nice one Steve!
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April 1st, 2010 at 4:32 pm
You had me fooled until the last sentence.
I always had you pegged for a he-she-equine-she-he!
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April 1st, 2010 at 5:06 pm
metatron said:
His real name is Steve, but we call him “Mr. Ed.”
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April 1st, 2010 at 5:22 pm
Well, don’t forget, that like I said, there’s a manatee in there somewhere. I also think there might be a toaster or coffee mill, I’m not sure, but definitely some kind of small kitchen appliance.
I can’t even remember the extent of things. I’m a lot like those Russian dolls that you open to find a smaller one inside and then a smaller one inside that.
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April 1st, 2010 at 5:49 pm
This is why I usually flush out my reader without looking at anything April first……
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April 2nd, 2010 at 11:49 am
love the site its brilliant
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April 6th, 2010 at 8:34 am
OH THE HUGE MANATEE!
Someone had to.
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April 6th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Oh the huge-manatee!
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April 8th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Hmm, you had me happy for a little while. For a few seconds I thought you would actually stop spreading your **** misinformation :-\
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April 8th, 2010 at 4:46 pm
Bruce said:
A quick uestion for you, Bruce: has there been a single instance where your attempt to call one of DrBuzz0’s (or anyone else’s) comments misinformation that has *not* been thoroughly debunked?
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April 21st, 2010 at 6:11 am
Wow… very nice! I’m kind of speechless.. but had to let you know haha
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