Many people around the world seek a spiritual life that will be fulfilling and guide them through life. Religion has filled this need for centuries, but today religion often conflicts with what we see around us. As best we can tell, none of the traditional religions seem to be factually true and the beliefs are often in conflict with the world we see.
A few churches have attempted to base their theology on reason, but only one can claim to be factually true. That is why I am not a promoter of the one true religion. This the Church of Aircraft.
I cannot claim to be the first to come up with the idea of worshiping aircraft, as others have before, many in remote parts of the world. Indeed, aircraft worship seems to have developed independently on several Pacific islands and may be practiced by tribes in other parts of the world as well.
Now I hope to be the one to bring the good news of the aircraft mainstream! I hope you will join me in worshiping at the Church of the Aircraft, where we value evidence and truth in a way that no other religion does.
What makes this religion better than others? We claim only one thing: that our belief system is more objectively and factually correct than any other religion.
Please judge our claims for yourself. They are listed as they correspond to others, with ours being on the right and the claims of other mainstream religions on the left. When you are done, ask your self which one you find to be more believable and true.
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