Reptilian Humanoids: most idiotic and crazy conspiracy theory of them all?
March 20th, 2009
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With so many idiotic, crazy, implausible conspiracy theories out there, it can be really hard to figure out which is the worst. When I first heard about “chemtrails” my initial thought was that it couldn’t be something that people really believed, even in the “Truth” movement, it was just too boneheaded and ridiculous. Of course, I was wrong. Conspiracy theorists seem to constantly be trying to outdo each other for looniness. Theories that the Apollo moon landings were faked actually seem pretty tame when compared to contentions of FEMA concentration camps, secret underground governments, alien-government relations and ionospheric research projects really being for mind control.
So what could possibly top these? Could it be that there are even conspiracy theories so nutty that some of the mindless troof’ers will reject them?
I think I may have found the absolute record holder in ridiculousness..
The “reptilian conspiracy.”This is the belief that there has been long-established underground elite which runs the world and is responsible for things like 9/11, chemtrails, mind control experiments and the other standard issue conspiracy banter. However, they’re not humans: they’re shape-shifting reptilians. Yes, reptilians. Not to be confused with terrestrial reptiles, reptilians or “reptilian humanoids” are shape-shifting, human-impersonating beings who either came from outer space or the center of the earth or evolved along side the rest of us (depending on who you ask.) They have an evil agenda and they must be stopped!
Yes, this is real. People do believe this, although it is so whacked out that it seems even some conspiracy theorists laugh at it.
The modern incarnation of this belief was popularized by David Icke, a former sportscaster and (I kid you not) spokesperson for the British Green Party. In 1999, Icke published a book entitled The Biggest Secret: The Book that Will Change the World. In it, he claimed that extraterrestrial “reptilians” from the constellation Draco came to earth at some point in ancient human history. These aliens mated with humans to create reptilian-human hybrids. They look like humans but serve the evil agenda of the reptilians. Since then, Icke has become a major figure in the conspiracy theorist world, and has written and spoken about the alleged New World Order, conspiracies of the Free Masons, the State of Isreal and others working for the reptilians.
It might seem like there’s no limit to conspiracy theories, but you have to think this guy might have pushed the wackiness just a little too far when even Alex Jones thinks thinks it’s ridiculous. Jones, like some other conspiracy theorists, believe that Icke is mixing truth (the underground consparicy) with fiction (the alien reptilians) and thus could be discrediting the entire troof movement.
According to Icke “The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, the British royal family, and the ruling political and economic families of the U.S. and the rest of the world come from these SAME bloodlines. It is not because of snobbery, it is to hold as best they can a genetic structure — the reptilian-mammalian DNA combination which allows them to ’shape-shift’.” Other examples of reptilians, according to Icke and his followers, include George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, many of the US presidents, Tony Blair, Vladimir Putin, most or all Free Masons and numerous other political figures and influential business leaders. The reptilian-humanoid conspiracy, according to believers, is responsible for everything from 9/11 to the Oklahoma City Bombings to the Holocaust to the 2005 Asian Tsunami.
So how can you tell a reptilian? Apparently, they sometimes get a strange glimmer in their eyes. According to believers, this is not simply the reflection of studio lighting or an artifact of camera optics, but proof of reptilians among us.
Yes, some people do believe this.
David Icke’s website
“The Reptilians” – information on what some whack jobs believe
“Exposing Reptilians” - A list of reported Reptilians. Also sells “Orgone Blasters”
Crystal Links – Reptilians - The reptilian section of a site dedicated to crap that isn’t real
“Reptilian Agenda” – A Youtube Video of David Icke explaining this idiocy
Reptilian Resistance Youtube Channel – Videos of various famous people which supposedly prove they’re really reptilians
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November 18th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Ok, so Q and Dr Buzz are assuming that all people high up whether it be in politics, military, media , finance what have you are all reptilian?? That is not the case and has never once been stated as far as I know, and again I stress the fact that your ignorance proves you have not looked into this. This is like saying that all free masons are satanists. The average Mason is your typical law obiding, hard working, devoted father who likes nothing more than to put the world to rights with his fellow man in an exclusive mens drinking club. This is the reality for many masons, but the higher you get, the truth distorts at every level and high ranking masons worship satan. Look into it. And if Q knows a Mason too, which I dont doubt you do, unless they are 33 degree or above they wont know it. The lie is different at every level. Do you think that the average anchor man/woman could sell the agenda convincingly if they knew what the agenda really was and who for? Those that do are bribed and killed for speaking out. No, not every one high up is a reptilian, the people you speak of are just pupetts for those at the top of the capstone running things. The world leaders who are rumoured to be reptilian shapeshifters have 50/50 DNA and can change according to their will, however they need to consume mamalian genetics in the form of satanical ritual sacrifices to maintain their ability to pull it off as human. They are not big lizards in human skin, They are both mamallian and reptilian in genetics. And if for one minute you think that satanic rituals dont take place RESEARCH IT. Have you even heard of Bohemian Grove? Have you heard of Kathy O’brien or Taylor Brice, ex whitehouse sex slaves? Q my debate with you was that you stated that the illuminati dont exist then say you used to move in the same circles? Which is it? The illuminati is historically documented. So you cant deny truth. I suggest you look up Phil Shnieder, james casbolt, barry king and broaden the mental parameters your stuck in. In answer to your question Buzz, I dont know exactly who is who in the reptilian world, because most people in power are just lackies for dark forces, and you only have to look at the state the worlds in to note that. But its pretty well documented about the blood lines of the 13 families that run this world, who all related and interbred to keep their genetics clean! Sounds to me like maintaining the blue bloods is pretty important for some reason!!! Diana even admitted that they werent human and called them the Lizards!! Why? No doubt you will think it is just a metaphor! The evidence is everwhere. Dragon gods and serpents from old are rife in our mythology, where do you think this all comes from? Just fanciful imaginations of the time? So Q, you think it is “bat **** crazy” simply cos it is outside your paradigm, but it doesnt mean its not true. Whether you believe the reptilians exist or not, the fact is there is a global conspiracy to eliminate the majority of the planet and keep the rest of us controlled in a fascist prison. Why is that? they have all the power and money they need, so really what is the motive?? I suggest you research and then dismiss it if you choose, but really , you should research first.
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November 18th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Paragraphs are your friend
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November 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I think she needs to make friends with Thorazine
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November 19th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Bella said:
Okay, so we’re back to the question of how high up is high up? You say that the 33rd degree masons are in on it but not the 32nd?
If the reptilians are at the top, then you have to define what the top is. Are congressmen all reptillains or just senators?
Bella said:
Uh huh.. they have traits of both mammalian and reptilian. So they’re a throwback to the early transitional mammals, when they still layed eggs and didn’t have fully developed mammary glands and had reptile-like claws. … Wait… are you saying that we’re ruled by platypuses?
Bella said:
I know that people do engage in satanic rituals. I went to high school with some kids who did. They were also usually pretty unclean, dressed in black all the time and listened to way too much death metal.
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November 19th, 2009 at 1:34 am
My grandfather was a Mason. I don’t know what degree/rank he was, but I know that for about a decade he was the head of Freemasonry in Western Australia.
I can’t confirm if he worshiped Satan or not, but if he did, he would have been the kindest and most gentle Satan worshiper you could ever meet. If the rest of the “ruling elite” are like him and his friends, I don’t think we have much to fear from them, short of them popping over on the weekend for some beer while watching the motorcycle races.
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November 19th, 2009 at 1:41 am
Bella said:
And yet the most public member of the prestigious and wealthy Hilton family seems to be more than willing to boink anything that moves. Go figure! Then again, many a politician seems to be willing to boink their skanky intern. So much for blue blood.
By the way, Where were the Waltons in the early 1900’s? Probably the same place that the Gates family was and where the Kennedy family was up until about that time.
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November 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Q -I’m not even convinced that the Politicians who are accused of being reptilian are reptilian, as stated, but the likes of Bush and the Windsors and many in congress appear to worship Satan because they are not shy about the satanic hand salute they do every chance they get. Also Bush was in the order of skull and bones which if you look into is also a satan worshiping secret society so this all confirmable. These people are simply puppets, a rumoured blood line insider made the statement once that “these puppets would never even get to be in the same room as the true blood line elites” The elites dont have to act on the world stage, they get their lackies to do it for them. So I would hazard a guess that high up in these secret societies/government they worship satan, because this is the reptilian god, but that doesnt mean they are actually reptilian themselves. these people have sold their souls for wealth and prestige , but they are dispensable like everyone is to the elites.
I have considered this being disinfo myself….for a long time I didnt believe it…but when you look into it enough- too many people are saying the same thing. So this beggers the question, what would they gain from making this up, when nobody believes it anyway? To discredit Icke? He isnt the only one saying it!! Also Q, we all have both reptilian and mamallian genetics. you only need to look at a feotus when its in utero to see that , we form exactly like a reptlie does in the first stages , we even have a tail, then the mamallian genetics kick in and sex is determined and mamallian takes over because it is dominant.
Buzz – Sorry mate, I will keep to paragraphs just for you ok
Horatio- We have iron based blood, the reptilian blood line have copper based blood which has a blue appearance when it hits oxygen, hence the aristocracy being called blue bloods. It is very important they dont dilute this hence the fact they are all inbred.
Curtain, see my reference to the average mason, thanks for backing that up for me.
If there isnt an agenda why has a bill been passed in america to stop you growing your own food and to be unable to get supplements or vitamins unless by persciption? Research codex alimatarius ok! And we live in a free society?
If their isnt an agenda why has the Lisbon treaty been forced on us when we have already refused it and why have they brought back the dealth penalty for anyone who is anti government in Europe? And this is a democracy?
If there isnt an agenda why is Obama trying to disarm america like Hitler did?
if there isnt an agenda how and why did prescott Bush, grandpapa bush fund BOTH SIDES OF THE WAR?
If there isnt an agenda why is their over 800 newly furnished FEMA concentration camps with waiting coffins in america?
if there isnt an agenda why did they man make swine flu to kill us off and why are they now trying to poison us with mercury filled vaccines? And if it isnt man made WHY WAS IT PATENTED before it was released? If that is not an agenda to force vaccines on people why is there an international emergency cos 1000 people died? 30,0000 die of the normal flu per year and nobody gives a toss???
There are endless questions, endless examples and enough propoganda in your news to open your eyes to the truth if you choose to open your eyes. So you need to ask yourself why are they doing this? Maybe the agenda is so unfathomable because the intentions are not humane??
I dont care whether you believe about the reptilians, whats important is that you wake up to the agenda because otherwise we have no future.
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November 19th, 2009 at 10:40 am
…high doses of Thorazine.
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November 19th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Bella, thank you for missing the point I was trying to make in that my Grandfather was not an “average Mason”, but served as a Grand Master for a very long time.
Of course, being related to him, I must be one of the Reptilian Overlords too, so I guess you can’t really trust what I am saying.
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November 19th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I don’t even know why I bother with taking on this level of delusion and outright insanity…
But….
During World War II a young George HW Bush (the man who would become president) was a pilot in the US Navy. During one mission his aircraft was shot down and he narrowly escaped by bailing out, in the process he received some minor injuries including cutting his forehead on the aircraft’s tail as he bailed. He was rescued by the USS Finback, a US Submarine. The crew, of course, provided basic medical care, bandaging up his wounds.
No reports from any of them (some crew members are still alive) that his lacerations were bleeding green or blue or anything other than normal red human blood.
There is even 8mm film footage of his rescue. It’s in black and white, so I guess you have to take their word that it was not blue blood…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh72XctOv5M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5v6vbhDrs
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November 19th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
And once again..I thank you for only proving how narrow minded you all are. Curtain if you think a grand master mason is gonna tell his grandchild the verr secrets he has pledged to guard with his life to protect you an effing idiot. He wouldnt tell you jack darlin. Ok? They live double lives FFS….many of them pose as devout christians. Many of them are **** scared and repent whilst living this double life because they see things WE DONT!!
Buzz…go back and read again. I said that I am not convinced that Bush or anyone high up in politics etc is reptilian, so thanks for that fact about his blood being red! you only help me with my point, doesnt prove he isnt a satanist does it??? I said that he is a puppet and the reptilians are the puppeteers. Re-read pls.
Rather than wasting your time debating with me… why dont you research FEMA Death camps or Jane Burgermeister for that matter? The Austrian journalist who is filing charges against WHO for planned genocide. These are the things that matter cos soon enough reptiles are no reptiles, if they have their way we wont be alive to know either way!
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November 19th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
You seem to be pretty knowledgeable on this stuff Bella, so if you would be so kind as to answer a few of my questions:
Why wouldn’t my grandfather tell me about this stuff? I imagine that ‘keeping it in the family’ so to speak, Esoteric Order of Dagon style, would be the easiest way to continue the work and keep it secret. If my grandfather came up to me and said “Son, want to rule the world with me and my mates?”, yeah, I’d jump on board.
Did my grandfather become elected BY the reptilians, or because he is a reptilian? Does he earn his reptile DNA once he becomes a Master, or before? If he has reptile and mammalian DNA, what am I? Half-breed? Quarter-breed?
How can I contact my local branch of this global elite? If I turn up and drop my grandfathers name, will they give me a job?
Don’t worry, when the Global Clensing (TM) comes, I’ll put in a good word for you, see if I can’t get you a nice desk job or something like that.
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November 20th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Well, Bella has not been entirely clear about what level the reptilians are at and what level their puppets are at. Presumably the reptilians are on the tip top and then the upper echelons are just regular humans, but with knowledge of the reptilians. How high this is, Bella seems to have difficulty communicating. At what level the humans are aware of the reptilians seems to be the question….
But I guess, if I have it right, the Bushes are aware of the reptilians and allied with them, but are not actually reptilian. They’re just Illuminati.. However, the Windsors are full fledged reptilians. have I got this?
Anyway, if these magical “shape shifters” who can defy the laws of biology and physics and have copper based blood (despite the fact that not even real reptiles have that) and can somehow combine DNA from different branches of the evolutionary tree and spend their time at Yale fraternities and hunting lodges…. well, assuming they do decide to wipe the rest of us out, I’m not terribly worried about it.
Lets not forget that their preferred method of killing us all is using an agency of the US Federal Government known as FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency). This is an agency which spent millions of dollars sending relief supplies like blankets and coats down to Louisiana in the middle of summer and which assigned contracts for millions of dollars worth of frozen food and then forgot to get refrigerated trucks to put it in.
They’ve also been known to do things like require that each time a damaged structure is demolished, the crew that does it first checks with the department to assure it’s not on the list of historic protected structures, even though they already have a list of all the structures that are in the area and there are only two of them, both of which are well known and documented. Then when they do get approval to tear down the structure, they first send in men in moon suits to remove the flourescent bulbs and any mercury switches in the thermostats.
(Yes, I am serious… I got all these examples from real events)
So, in other words, I’m not too worried about them coming to get me. Chances are they’d be so stuck in the paperwork, they’d never get around to it, and when they finally do, they’d send their workers to my old address.
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November 20th, 2009 at 2:01 am
A quick question regarding FEMA: Does this mean that FEMA and the SES (State Emergency Services) are in cahoots? Why aren’t the SES setting up death camps around Australia?
Perhaps us lucky Aussies are being spared…
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November 20th, 2009 at 10:08 am
The Curtains said:
Well, they apparently do have them in New Zealand, or at least some conspiracy theorist thinks so. See here: http://depletedcranium.com/concentration-camp-silliness-goes-international
I am sure that you could find a wacko somewhere in Australia who believes that ***Insert name of old industrial area, factory, rail depot, airport or military facility*** is really an extermination camp.
I have seen various videos and posts on conspiracy forums that have cited suspected camps and “prison cars” in Canada, England and Scotland as well. So I think it’s international.
But you know, there are some who claim that there are no world governments. The United States, Australia, China etc are not sovereign nations. It’s all an elaborate ruse to make people think that the fake governments are in charge. There really is one entity that controls things and the governments are just window dressing. Really, it’s the uber-bosses who are reptilians and perhaps also a few avian, amphibians or even fish. They live in the center of the hollow, concave, geo-centric, flat earth, where they hide amongst the ruins of Atlantis and plot evil with Satan and Elvis (who is not really dead) and only occasionally emerge to kidnap travelers in the Bermuda Triangle.
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November 20th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Curtain – I would imagine that if you become part of these secret societies you would be privvy to some secrets, dependant what degree you would be…but your grandfather being a grand master isnt allowed to tell you anything. At the higher levels they are bribed with such sensitive information/threats no-body would dare!! I am not saying anything derogatory about your grandfather, he is obviously important to you, and I dont know him but this is the rules of the game. I would imagine that he started like all Masons and worked his way up. The more useful you are the quicker you get premoted. You dont have to be reptilian to be a mason.
Also Curtian, you being in Oz, there are concentration camps there too, there is footage on you tube of them, but I can not remember the exact location. They are currently being used for asylum seekers and costing the Australian tax payers millions per year to maintain.
Buzz, I cant answer where the reptilians start and the illuminati stop, I dont know. Diana said that the royal family were not human, but who knows? All I can tell you is that from my research over the years I have come to the conclusion that we are being covertly controlled by these beings through our governments. Bush is rumoured to be 50% mamallian and 50% reptilian, he has attributes of both genetics. Do I know if this is true? Of course I dont. It is my personal opinion that they are just tools for the reptilians to do their dirty work. I do appreciate your humour on FEMA, very funny. The thing is you will probably ask to go to these camps. When the **** hits the fan and they have manipulated you so much into believing there is a national emergency, be it swine flu, a man made so called natural disaster, economic downfall, roiting, civil unrest…or wait for it…an off planet threat…the propoganda will **** you up so much you will want to go into these camps because they will have you think you are not safe. Create a problem, masses React and ask for the solution they wanted to implement in the first place. We really are all manipulated on a daily basis. You lot seem to like it!? You defend it so furvently.
Listen…you will all find out soon enough. Obama is about to admit to the world that aliens are real in full disclosure. If its not Obama it will be france, as they are threatening to drop the bombshell first, so Obama has been in talks to disclose this. You will find out soon enough. Exciting eh?
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November 20th, 2009 at 11:27 am
P.S – This is for Curtain… LOL.
http://pwg.gsfc.nasa.gov/istp/outreach/images/Earth/geocorona.jpg
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November 20th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Bella said:
hmm.. Well we’ll see about that. How long do we have to wait until we can laugh that he hasn’t said anything? A year? Two? I mean, if this is one of those open ended things like “Jesus is coming soon” then it’s no fun..
By the way: It doesn’t count if Obama or any other government talks about “Aliens” meaning foreign nationals as in “Illegal Alien” They have to come from another planet – not Mexico.
bella said:
A beautiful image from the Spin-Scan Auroral Imager on the Dynamics explorer satellite Other images, by the way, can be found here: http://www-istp.gsfc.nasa.gov/istp/outreach/afromspace.html
Although, really, we have since acquired some even more stunning images from the Geo-sciences satellites.
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January 25th, 2010 at 6:47 am
You can see the FEMA detention centers from google earth, along with 3 million FEMA-ordered plastic COFFINS stacked in georgia. there are hundred of those detention centers, fully staffed, powered, and completely empty, waiting for the riots. You dont even research this stuff, you know NOTHING about it and you dismiss it as false, and you call ME a bonehead?? You need to wrap your head around the fact that everyhting you know is false.
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January 25th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
DO THE RESEARCH said:
Actually, not only are you a bonehead, but everything you’re talking about has been addressed on this very site, including the coffins (which aren’t) and no there are not three million of them. Idiot. The search button is your friend.
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January 26th, 2010 at 2:36 am
DO THE RESEARCH said:
It’s amazing how these idiots come in a place like this and insist that everyone “DO THE RESEARCH” when it has been done.
A few thousand casket liners in storage. Some car-carrier train cars. A few odd industrial facilities.
And we still have people thinking they’re so smart because they see the big global conspiracy of the lizard-people.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 10:45 am
http://thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=1669 about chem trails.
with regards to the coffins…there were thousands found in the new forest aswell around the time the manmade swine flu was released.
Donut, you effing donut, NONE of this has been explained away. Why dont you aquaint yourself with projectcamelot.org and wake up to the true agenda. Google is not your friend dick head, but they are the CIA’s
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March 3rd, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Not So Ignorant said:
So how many more years do we have to go without a mass killoff happening before you realize it ain’t happening?
Christ. The coffins are simply a single run of a manufactured product. People die – millions of them – every year.
Do some damn research, like I did http://depletedcranium.com/government-coffins-omg-run/
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March 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
geezus these people are nuts.
If i’m not mistaken don’t vulcans also bleed blue?? How is that relevant, you ask??? Because vulcans are just as real as reptalians….and that is to say….that they are….NOT REAL AT ALL. this story would make a great movie idea for the next star trek also….
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March 24th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
This article kinda half heartily downplays these lizard bastards, then gives a bunch of links and videos.
Thanks glad too know thats its never too hard to tell who is legit and who is not.
No one knows the truth, I’m sure if they did they would be shot or set up or whatever else is possible for trans-dimensentional reptiles (of all ****in things). And this is by far not the weirdest thing out there.
My opinion is that they’re all shills, this whole lot of ****ers selling their equally worthless opinions. Everybody is misled, oh christ just for one moment think about how easy it probably is for these bastards to lead even a honest researcher down a rabbit hole. How can anything make sense when one guy is waving faces on Mars, another screamin about Alien Reptiles, still more claiming to channel higher density Beings, and some even saying “I am that Being reincarnated”. Where is the cohesion? Where’s the “missing link” so to speak? I am no tenderfoot to this topic, and a certain mental attitude is needed for exploration of this. The attitude could be thought of as Janus like, able to see in opposing directions at the same time. This means I can truly believe in these ****in reptiles while also denying their existence. I guess I’m waiting for “evidence” that’ll never show, but I’m also able to know much and nothing at the same time. This is a clever device I use, like when I’m stoned I love to convince people I’m not (especially lesser stoners and the more high I am). I know that the Queen of the Empire and both Popes (oh yeah) and plenty others are Reptilian and I know that David Icke is a shill who is as insane as Laura Bush. This is something These ****s can’t understand, a disinformation proof mind. I am a propaganda pro, I can eat it up and digest it, **** it out and predict the future (of course I’m stoned now, it helps alot too). The Other key to Understanding (with Janusian thought) is keeping AGENDA’S in mind? What is Alex Jones’ Agenda, or Jordan Maxwell’s? All these “researchers” make me sick, if what they say is as true as they say they could Be doing something a hell of alot more useful than writing, nay, SELLING books and begging for attention. Now, it is important to read disinformation, to know all sides of an issue. You can’t know anything about whether Reptiles are real if you havent even read Icke (which to be honest I havent done much of do to his “crazy bastard” feeling). Now really, do I believe in Reptile Aliens who are in ancient drawings and have been controlling humanity for thousands of years due to a Satanic addiction to sacrificial victims for Power?
I only wonder what they’re eggs would taste like in an omelette. And maybe some day I’ll know.
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March 24th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Leon Panetta said:
Being stoned’ll do that to you.
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March 25th, 2010 at 3:44 am
Leon Panetta said:
Your concern is misplaced. It is the CRAB PEOPLE you have to really worry about!
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April 23rd, 2010 at 4:45 pm
This site demonstrates the low intelligence of mankind. How dare you come up with a blog like this when you don`t know what you`re talking about? I can`t even be bothered to explain anything to worms of your stature, so I´ll skip it. You ain`t worth the energy. Go stuff a few burgers down your throat and watch them shapeshift into turds whilst meditating on your meaningless life idiot.
The facts show that ALL the conspiracies you`re trying to debunk without doing any research are true, but what`s also true is that you`re too shallow-minded to even begin to grasp it! You`re hust a non-starter…NUFF SAID.
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April 23rd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
DRACULA said:
Promise?
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April 23rd, 2010 at 8:43 pm
DRACULA said:
Actually, I’d love to hear an explanation of how all the conspiracy theories are true, considering many of them are mutually exclusive. For example, you can’t claim that NASA is covering up information about alien civilizations they encountered on the moon AND that the moon landings were faked. The two are mutually exclusive.
Nor can you say that 9/11 was carried out by a remote controlled aircraft AND that the pilots was drugged and hypnotized by the CIA and that the aircraft were not real and just a hologram. Again – mutually exclusive.
They can’t all be true. They can all be false, but if any are true it can only be one, at the maximum.
But.. I don’t expect you to understand that.
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July 25th, 2010 at 9:08 am
Totally nutty nonesense, but fun to watch on You Tube. Was watching those videos and they are so obviously altered. You have to be really stupid to buy into this stuff, especially given the fact that anyone at home on their computer can alter this videos. But fun to laugh at.
Kevin
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August 6th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
I find it funny…this debate, the conspiracy theory, AND the skeptics.
Let me tell you something that you will not believe, reptilian entities exist.
Are they anything like Icke says? Nope, and unfortunately, he went on a “thread” towards these entities and then “attributed” all his research to them. For example, the story of Enoch and the Nephilim had nothing to do with the reptilian groups but another group altogether. How interesting all the blame is being put on these supposedly evil satanic beings.
Some of you ask..if they are so powerful, why would they rule in secret?
You think you are being clever in this question.
But you have little no idea in how things work. Icke is wrong about many things because his focus has only become based on reptilians and thus his opinion is biased. He is right on the surface of many things though, in particular the kind of reality we live in. Of multiple dimensions. It is why almost every powerful movement, and also powerful influential people in history have been part of occult societies both benevolent and non in nature. It is a history, and a knowledge base which has all but been forgotten by mankind- and made them easy to guide.
On the other side of our perceptual senses there exists far more dimensions than you know. And what you would call “psychics” or intuitives, and I don’t mean charlatans but genuine people (whom you won’t see out in public) only tap into small aspects of this. The so called reptilian beings are but a small faction of interdimensional consciousness, and wether you know it or not, they have been present within us for thousands of years. It is part of a supression consciousness, one that keeps us focused on external vices.
But the so called “reptilians” are not the cause of our misery, we are. We are the true ****s on this planet. We have created the prison, not them. And the so called reptilians are but a small representation of the dark force present on this planet. The only way such manipulation can occur is THROUGH us. So wake up…
I understand how ridiculous it sounds. But if you haven’t had any personal experiences, or peered beyond the Veil..then you understand very little. Balance is key, don’t get lost in sensationalism, darkness, or love and light paradigms. The truth lies in the equilibrium, beyond duality. Even the Masons know this.
Best of luck in your journeys.
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August 6th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
Buzz you are wrong.
The moon landing CAN be faked, and ancient artifacts/bases can also be existent there. They are NOT mutually exclusive.. Have you ever wondered that the idea the moon landing was FAKED was because of what is on the surface? In otherwords, the astronauts went, but the public never saw the true footage.
I can tell you seeing/experiencing is believing. Some of you have your minds so closed because of this bull****. Look the people on youtube- they are dumbasses, they are scratching at the surface of something far more complicated. But there is something to all this. If you have seen a UFO in real life it will change your experience, been abudcted, or had other experiences. Of course the government and many in this world are well aware of it. Where do you think the knowledge of the ancients came from? Why do you think the secret societies still operate in secret?
Most of you are too “dumb” to understand the reality of it. Youtube is an obvious testament to this. Ofcourse, that’s what they believe and not at all the truth. You can choose to live in denial of over 2 million abduction cases and the UFO phenomenon, and that Crop Circles of complex geometry and scalar mathematics are done by a bunch of farmers who could barely make a symmetrical swastika. It’s all just paranoid conspriacy theorists!
YOu se the conspiracy theory market is actually a money making machine- put in place to cover up the truth. The reason it exists, is because human beings can’t tell fact from fiction. Neither can you mainstream skeptics. But rest assured, that it is all part of the plan. We know more than has ever been known. Anyways. Peace out.
It is not just reptilians, but interdimensional consciousness.
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August 6th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Johnny Boy, please O/D on what ever drug you are tripping on, and take yourself out of the gene-pool
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September 19th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
It strikes me that there is a certain generation of Americans and Europeans whom are psychologically devastated by the collapse of their perceived safety from war and violence. As the established order of the late 20th century begins to change; they seek out safety in the old ideas of christian teaching (satan versus christ) and also add a new slant that seems to be informed almost entirely by routine after school viewings of Star-Trek (Next Gen) through their formulative years.
Star-Trek was- in one sense- quite a religious program, the show almost always ended in quiet contemplation as the characters repented and changed their ways, learning from their experiences as Picard logged the sermon to the audience to make the allegory explicit. These regular viewings filled a space where rigorous religious study and prayer once occupied; before scientific rationality began to be a more useful tool for interpretation of the world, and before religion became largely outdated and replaced by mass entertainment through our televisions- Star Trek (while obviously being set in the future) actually harked back to a time of moral absolutes.
In an age of increasingly lacklustre education, faced with an increasingly barbaric capitalist system that actually does create elite families and highly concentrated power/wealth, all combined with the uncomfortable fact that Al Qaida actually do want to destroy America (due largely to American imperialism): The alienated perform “research” through the internet.
The internet; an unregulated source of information, provides an international outlet for the views of the common and garden nutcase. The man who you used to find mixing paranoid delusions with alcohol and biblical quotations on the bus at 6 in the morning (David Icke) has now been given a loudspeaker and a cinema screen in every dissaffected person’s living room. The result is a fictional world, a cut and paste of different myths and delusions that remove the discomforts of reality and replace them with something far more palatable and easily explicable- the explanation that war, exploitation and inequality are not causes of a systematic problem acted out by humans; people exactly like you or I, but instead are the actions of “reptillian humanoids” an assertion that removes all the complexities of the issues, removes any feelings of complicity in the barabarism (a war that you vote for, or don’t vote against, because the lizard people are everywhere anyway) removes the fear that accompanies genuinely being targetted for attack (9/11 was only “staged” by the US government in order to attack Iraq) and removes the need for an ideological change that is requied for a systematic upheaval(I attribute this final “illuminati” aspect of the Truth movement to the blanket anti-left; socialist or communist; propaganda activities in America- the work of the Pentagon which created a world with no alternative)
I write from an atheist perspective, although I support all freedom of religion. I hope those with religion can excuse me when I say that this new reptillian-humanoid-christian-fundementalist-illuminati-deflected-anti-capitalism fills a position that the mainstream religions have ceased to accomodate.
Obvious dangers lie in the clear eugenic undertones of the LIZARD MAN ruling elite theories, that are reminiscent of the anti-semitic propaganda of the past. I argue that it is not merely enough to refute their arguments, we must replace the lies they are fed with genuine explanations for the barbarism that causes them to seek out answers. The real causes are capitalism, ignorance and racism.
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September 19th, 2010 at 10:57 pm
Reality Bites said:
That might be part of it. I think a big part comes down to the fact that attributing all the worlds evils to the “Lizard People” makes things easy and simple. The world is far less cut and dry these days.
There was some level of comfort in the Cold War era and before that World War II. The thing about decades past is the it was us versus the Soviets or us versus the Axis or whatever. Now it’s a more distributed threat where there’s less black and white as to who is the enemy and so on.
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October 11th, 2010 at 9:24 pm
I suspect that with life being so much easier now than it has ever been, human imagination has far fewer real problems to apply itself to solving, so it has to go inventing some.
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November 26th, 2010 at 5:49 am
The Reptilian Aliens which are called Reptoids are proportional in size to modern humans. They have a snake like or lizard appearance. These are highly advanced entities but viewed as being of a negative, hostile or dangerous disposition since they regard humans as a totally inferior race. They would perceive us much the way we would perceive a herd of cattle. The information about these creatures varies from source to source. Supposedly they consider Earth their ancient outpost and want to have complete control over it because their planet is becoming unable to adequately support life.
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December 15th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
very cool post. Offered me a more advantageous knowledge of the very economic. Thx partner
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December 28th, 2010 at 3:58 am
Just replace “demons” with “Reptillians” (they are one and the same) the demonically posessed are really possessed by a lower 4th dimensional entity (Reptillian).
Just keep your peepers open and watch the news with a grain of salt- just think twice when a big “disaster” happens–and whatever you do do not immunise your children.
I know it sounds nuts but after watching these five documentaries:
“Zeitgeist Final Edition” 911 secret families, presidents as fall guys for the elite etc Republicans and Democrates are being controlled by a third party thats why nothing changes
“Zeitgeist Addendum” economic hitmen the banking system and the IMF-why rich resource countries have despot regimes
“Making A Killing” pharmaceutical expose, drug reps psychiatrists etc–watch this before taking any psychiatric drug suicide is a side effect to most psychotropic drugs
“Food Inc” Mansanto’s terminator seed that’s programmed to “die” each season endangering earths food supply-toxicity of food
“The Corporation” how cororations manipulate countries–by law they are classed as a person with individual rights wtf!
It made me alot more open to a brain behind all the manipulations-be it the prescription drugs we use the food we eat the media we watch and the money we need to live are all in the hands of a few dominate men.
So everyone should be worried… and remember demonically possessed people are Reptillian possessed people-its in the eyes. I know I used to laugh as well but it changed pretty quickly once I peeked down the rabbit hole.
“Searching for Vedic India” by Devamrita Swami
“The World’s Biggest Secret” by David Icke read it and decide for yourself
“Natural Cures They Don’t Want You To Know about” Kevin Trudeau yes the mega memory guy
some reading material–kiss kiss rub rub
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February 4th, 2011 at 10:33 pm
I agree the reptilian conspiracy is a load of crap. The New World Order is real.
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February 4th, 2011 at 10:47 pm
I hope so – the era of nation-states seems to be pretty useless now – they claim the right to brutally oppress all and sundry in the name of sovereignty, impose or restrict religion, and the ability to make billions by just exchanging currency has to be one of the most bizarre and obnoxious distortions of finance ever seen!
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February 4th, 2011 at 10:54 pm
MikeC said:
And yet they let you criticise them online.
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February 4th, 2011 at 11:05 pm
‘net freedom is being restricted all the time – witness shutting it down in Egypt, or the Thai forum owner up for 10 years in jail for not removing insults to their monarchy fast enough, and plans for the “2 tier” ‘net in that bastion of free-speech the USA. I’m sure you can think of other examples if you put your mind to it.
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February 5th, 2011 at 12:54 am
MikeC said:
Given the alternative of a single unified world power that is unchallenged and capable of doing anything anywhere, I’ll take the nation-states thankyouverymuch. Yeah, some are better than others at protecting feedom and none of them seem to be absolutely perfect in that regard, but better than anyone getting a monopoly on ruling people. If that happened then all bets are off.
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February 5th, 2011 at 2:24 am
Why do you assume that a world Govt is going to be nasty and repressive?
How “challengable” is the USA for its citizens at the moment??
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February 5th, 2011 at 3:39 am
MikeC said:
To take your questions in order:
1. Because power ges to those who want it, and there is no effective limit on the power of a world gov’t
2. More so than almost the entire rest of the world (have fun chalenging the gov’t in Myanmar, China, or Russia).
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February 5th, 2011 at 4:13 am
your 1st point loks pretty much like circular logic invented to justify itself. What is the limit on the power of the US Govt over its own people? China? Russia? I suggest to you that it is the people – and I see no reason why a world Govt has to be any different.
As for your 2nd point – and yet Russia has changed its political system twice in the last 100 years – both times basically through “people power”, as have many other countries – perhaps Egypt is doing it as we speak. Myanmar and China are both changing……slowly..obviously too slowly for your tastes….but changing none-the-less.
There are no absolutes – sometimes it takes 100 years or more for people to get pissed off enough to take direct action – sometimes less.
But IMO what we have seen over the last 25 years is that as people get more affluent and more informed, they are less likely to take crap from their Govt. Hence it is national Govt’s that fear this that restrict access to information and wealth – so the Arab despots, the Myanmar junta, the Chinese Communists, Iranian theocrats, Taliban zealots – all do/did so when it suits them.
Other, less obviously despotic Govts take somewhat less extreme measures – but many sub-optimal “democracies” such as Thailand, Indonesia have been known to restrict information.
“My” NWO consists of people becoming more affluent and better informed over the next 100-200 years – sooner would be nice but I’m a pessimist – and refusing to tolerate repression in any form. It probably won’t happen everywhere, but there will be enough such states that the people will realise that their shared wish for freedom is more important than nationalism, and they will co-operate across national boundaries to the point where many such boundaries cease to have significant influence.
At the moment it is supra-national (UN and arms of it like WHO, UNESCO) and non-governmental organisations (eg NGO’s such as the Red Cross, other charities, some ultra-rich philanthropists) that are the ones making the effort for this to happen – not national governments – national governments are fighting tooth and nail to ensure their patch gets protected as much as possible and to hell with the rest!
So I guess we’ll have to agree to disagree on this one – although I’m sure you wouldn’t mind living in my utopia, and I do agree that your armageddon needs to be resisted at every turn!
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February 5th, 2011 at 11:29 am
MikeC said:
I suppose it might not be, but if it is… oh hell, you’re up s*** creek, aren’t you? I mean, if there’s one government then there’s no escape from its power. You better hope that it is not even slightly oppressive to anyone or they’re just plain screwed glued and tattooed.
But it’s not even just that. A “world government” would be in nearly perpetual civil war because not all cultures and parts of the world would accept that kind of rule. Some like their sovereignty or just would not want to be part of it.
If you had one government that ruled North America, Asia, Europe and the Middle East, there are way too many areas that are hard-line Muslim and would refuse to be ruled by a government composed primarily of non-Muslims and non-Muslim laws.
That’s just one example. If you tried to place global standards for food preparation on how the French process their Cheese they’d just about go on the war path over it.
Many countries identify themselves as a distinct culture and people and have fought hard for their own self rule.
A single world government is a bit like Marx’s view of a completely communist utopia society: it works out great as long as 100% of people agree on 100% of things 100% of the time. Which they never will.
MikeC said:
Uh… in what sense?
There’s definitely been some erosion of some rights in the US, especially regarding economic freedom and privacy.
You can, however, say just about anything you want (in person, on the internet, in publications or in any venue you have access to) so long as it is not a direct call to violence or a threat. You therefore can’t say “I am going to kill the president” but you actually can say “I hope the president drops dead” You can criticize military policy, foreign policy, you can call the US government a joke or incompetent or oppressive or say it’s run by aliens. You can call the president the N-word. Hell, you don’t even have to say “N-word” I could use the actually word if I wanted to. I’m not going to, but I could and it would be completely legal.
If the government does something you do not think is within its rights or is unfair you can sue them. We have many lawyers in the US who enjoy suing the government tremendously and are often successful. There are also numerous organizations that will sue for you if they think the government overstepped its bounds. These organizations are legal, by the way, and you can join one if you want, and you can’t be prosecuted for doing so.
If you are accused of a crime, you can’t be forced to confess or to testify against yourself. You’re entitled to presumption of innocence and to mounting a defense with legal representation. Your case will be heard in an open court and you can have a jury of your peers decide. If you do not get a completely fair trial you can appeal.
You can’t be arrested or have property seized without warrant or probable cause (depending on the circumstances) and if you are arrested, you must be charged with a crime within 72 hours or released.
If you are arrested under false pretense, prosecuted with unfounded charges or mistreated by law enforcement, you can sue. People do sue and they do win.
There is a narrow circumstance, which is fairly new where a person could have their rights revoked without full legal representation and complete ability to fight it. In the case of those who are captured directly in a military operation or in the execution of a federal operation against attacks or planned attacks on US assets you can be held for an indeterminate amount of time as an illegal combatant. You can sue now though. There was a Supreme Court decision on this and now you can actually file briefs to challenge your incarceration. You also are entitled to a trial at some point, but given there’s no schedule of this, there’s still some limits.
Many Americans are VERY VERY unhappy about this and have been highly critical of the US. there are legal appeals on this matter. And, also, it’s totally legal to oppose this and to sue to force trial. The courts have largely ruled against the practices and that has forced some major changes. Thankfully, it is legal to take this to court.
So yeah, I’m rather unhappy with a number of US policies, but thankfully it’s still legal for me to dislike them and openly oppose them.
Of course, in the end, if you really dislike a policy you can sponsor a political candidate and you can even personally run for office. There are a number of grass-roots political movements in the US and many have been extremely successful. They’re all completely legal too.
MikeC said:
Nope, sounds great actually. But since we’re dealing with things that aren’t actually going to be in line with reality, do we have to stop at the 100% benevolent world government?
The utopia I want and not exercise and never get fat. I’d never age past the age of 25 and we’d all have the the ability to fly like superman.
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February 5th, 2011 at 12:19 pm
MikeC said:
The difference is that with a world government (before we get around to moving most of our population into space) you can’t get out of it (and it can be hard enough to escape oppressive government even if there is somewhere else to go), nor can you hope for another, slightly better government to surpass it (as you can with oppressive governments when there isn’t a world government).
Stagnation is probably the biggest danger of world government though, the competition between different nation-states means that ideas that don’t work get thrown out because to not do so would make a nation-state uncompetitive with others (and if they don’t throw it out they run the risk of losing the next war).
Not to mention that other, less oppressive governments can provide information to help in the destruction of the oppressors. The people need to know there’s a better way.
drbuzz0 said:
Give it enough time and repression and I think it could be done.
Probably require some mass starvation and a lot of executions, probably also the imposition of a religion but I think it could be done in a few generations.
Eventually the UN will probably eventually become a world government with real power and proper democratic elections although in that case it’ll probably be world federalism and it’ll probably in the era of space colonies (some of which hopefully will declare independence of the UN).
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