Reptilian Humanoids: most idiotic and crazy conspiracy theory of them all?
March 20th, 2009
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With so many idiotic, crazy, implausible conspiracy theories out there, it can be really hard to figure out which is the worst. When I first heard about “chemtrails” my initial thought was that it couldn’t be something that people really believed, even in the “Truth” movement, it was just too boneheaded and ridiculous. Of course, I was wrong. Conspiracy theorists seem to constantly be trying to outdo each other for looniness. Theories that the Apollo moon landings were faked actually seem pretty tame when compared to contentions of FEMA concentration camps, secret underground governments, alien-government relations and ionospheric research projects really being for mind control.
So what could possibly top these? Could it be that there are even conspiracy theories so nutty that some of the mindless troof’ers will reject them?
I think I may have found the absolute record holder in ridiculousness..
The “reptilian conspiracy.”This is the belief that there has been long-established underground elite which runs the world and is responsible for things like 9/11, chemtrails, mind control experiments and the other standard issue conspiracy banter. However, they’re not humans: they’re shape-shifting reptilians. Yes, reptilians. Not to be confused with terrestrial reptiles, reptilians or “reptilian humanoids” are shape-shifting, human-impersonating beings who either came from outer space or the center of the earth or evolved along side the rest of us (depending on who you ask.) They have an evil agenda and they must be stopped!
Yes, this is real. People do believe this, although it is so whacked out that it seems even some conspiracy theorists laugh at it.
The modern incarnation of this belief was popularized by David Icke, a former sportscaster and (I kid you not) spokesperson for the British Green Party. In 1999, Icke published a book entitled The Biggest Secret: The Book that Will Change the World. In it, he claimed that extraterrestrial “reptilians” from the constellation Draco came to earth at some point in ancient human history. These aliens mated with humans to create reptilian-human hybrids. They look like humans but serve the evil agenda of the reptilians. Since then, Icke has become a major figure in the conspiracy theorist world, and has written and spoken about the alleged New World Order, conspiracies of the Free Masons, the State of Isreal and others working for the reptilians.
It might seem like there’s no limit to conspiracy theories, but you have to think this guy might have pushed the wackiness just a little too far when even Alex Jones thinks thinks it’s ridiculous. Jones, like some other conspiracy theorists, believe that Icke is mixing truth (the underground consparicy) with fiction (the alien reptilians) and thus could be discrediting the entire troof movement.
According to Icke “The Rothschilds, Rockefellers, the British royal family, and the ruling political and economic families of the U.S. and the rest of the world come from these SAME bloodlines. It is not because of snobbery, it is to hold as best they can a genetic structure — the reptilian-mammalian DNA combination which allows them to ’shape-shift’.” Other examples of reptilians, according to Icke and his followers, include George W. Bush, George H. W. Bush, many of the US presidents, Tony Blair, Vladimir Putin, most or all Free Masons and numerous other political figures and influential business leaders. The reptilian-humanoid conspiracy, according to believers, is responsible for everything from 9/11 to the Oklahoma City Bombings to the Holocaust to the 2005 Asian Tsunami.
So how can you tell a reptilian? Apparently, they sometimes get a strange glimmer in their eyes. According to believers, this is not simply the reflection of studio lighting or an artifact of camera optics, but proof of reptilians among us.
Yes, some people do believe this.
David Icke’s website
“The Reptilians” – information on what some whack jobs believe
“Exposing Reptilians” - A list of reported Reptilians. Also sells “Orgone Blasters”
Crystal Links – Reptilians - The reptilian section of a site dedicated to crap that isn’t real
“Reptilian Agenda” – A Youtube Video of David Icke explaining this idiocy
Reptilian Resistance Youtube Channel – Videos of various famous people which supposedly prove they’re really reptilians
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August 3rd, 2009 at 7:51 am
Marlon Truni said:
They can’t kick our arses all the time, you see. On a cold night they are basically powerless, they can only really lay there all lethargic and barely with the energy to move. When they get cold like that, they must spend the next day sunning themselves on a flat rock or in the middle of my driveway. Only after doing that for a few hours can they kick our arses, assuming I don’t actually run them over.
This is part of their physiology. They’re cold blooded so they can’t regulare their body temperature and they start to slow down if it gets at all cold. They are, after all, reptilian.
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September 5th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
it’s funny how the ignorant masses always comment on the conspiracy theorist…look i said ignorant because they don’t read, know or understand their own history….speaking of history….it’s really just his-story often told by the winners of conflicts promoting thier beliefs…as they say theres three sides to every story or (truth)….his-story, the losers and the conspiracy theorist…..i’ll chose the middle…..if any of you who have read the bible, studied other religions you’ll see the truth in what david and alex both expose….yet you’re so wrapped up in the matrix you tiny brains could’nt see the truth if it was right in front of you ….my point exactly
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September 6th, 2009 at 2:00 am
ashamed of you said:
Yeah, i’ve read quite a bit of the bible actually. As far as mythology goes, I prefer the Greek ones, because they tend to be a bit more original and don’t have as many glaring inconsistencies. But meh…
I read and I’m more than aware of the fact that history has a tendency to be skewed by those who end up writing it. there’s only so much revision that can be done, though, because some of the original evidence tends to get through, especially in eras that are well documented.
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September 11th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
WOWOWOWOW
Soooo, the first “reptilian” was satan? ok, where did these loonies come from? They hated their planet so much that they decided to come to our stench-hole of a planet called earth?
Maybe we should invade their planet, btw does it escape anyones notice that the constellation “Draco” doesn’t have any habitable planets?
I wanna make money off of these crazy believers as well, can we start a “Heffer” planetary movement. WE were originally invaded by the Cow People? or maybe the Swine-people, I’ve seen “Pigs-in-space” on the muppet show.
This crap has the whole we came from apes thing beat by a huge margin., We came from god, but the reptiles are taking over the planet.
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September 12th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Alex Town Jr. said:
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September 12th, 2009 at 9:28 am
Mind over Matter
Definition of Mind:
The human consciousnesses that originate in the brain, and are manifested especially in thought, perception, emotion, will, memory and imagination.
Definition of Matter:
Something, that occupies space which can be perceived by one or more senses. a physical body, a physical substance, or the universe as a whole.
With the definitions stated above, one has to think logically if Mind over Matter really Matters. They say a Mind is a terrible thing to waste, they also suggest feeding the Mind with knowledge, because knowledge is power. My Mind is my consciousness, I once read that there’s nothing good or bad unless thinking makes it so. Everything, idea or action starts as a thought process. Even as I write these words, my brain cells are hard at work forming complex lines in my brain (my mind) to get my point across. So if knowledge is power, the act of knowing. Does what I know Matter?
I bring about this topic because in my readings and from my understanding, (my perception of what I read) and apply it to my life. I have now often referred myself as God. Ooh! No he didn’t. How could he make a bold statement like that and claim to be God they say. I say lets examine that, well if God means: a being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient, originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions, then I can’t really be God.
Because no one believes I am or worships me, lets examine the definition of God more closely.
(A being conceived) meaning to form or develop in the mind or to understand.
(Object of faith) confident belief in the truth, value or trustworthiness of a person, idea or thing, no logical proof or material evidence needed.
(Worship in Monotheistic religions) means one God.
The definitions above states that God means to form an idea or understanding in your mind and have belief, value and trustworthiness of an idea or thing without logical proof or material evidence, and to believe solely in one God.
So if God exist in one’s mind. Perhaps maybe that’s why we have different versions and different religions because the Supreme Being or Creator of the universe exists in each and everyone’s Mind. If that statement is true based off of the definitions above then there is more than one God and I actually could be God. Because I know, unlike others that God the Being exist in my Mind. We were taught and raised to believe in god, but not as figments of the imagination. This is the truth; his word is written…I have a few questions. Shut up don’t question God.
As I stated earlier there’s nothing good or bad or right or wrong unless thinking makes it so. Your Mind, your consciousness decides what’s right and what’s wrong. Its life’s lessons that we learn by, its history repeating itself in our Minds, its stored images and lessons passed on by parenting that says what’s right or wrong. Because in the end; you are the final decision maker forms your own opinion about life and any other Matter that Matters, because you have a beautiful Mind of your own attached to your body.
Do I Matter? What’s my life’s purpose?
To answer these questions one often turns to seek God for answers. The truth is before you can ask for help, you have to help yourself, before you can even phantom knowing God you must learn to know yourself. In my search for truth in religion, reading the many texts and knowing what I know of history and life itself, I only found God in me and only in myself, so if he is in me and in my Mind then God is exactly who I am. Once you can begin to know this, then you will truly find that you and your life Matters and that Mind over Matter Matters
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September 20th, 2009 at 10:37 am
YOU PEOPLE BETTER WAKE UP!!!FAST!!!REPTILIANS! GREYS! INSECTOIDS! GENETICALLY MUTATED ALRIGHT,BY SATAN!! A FEEBLE ATTEMPT AT CREATING HIS OWN RACE! A TOTAL FAILURE WHEN COMPARED TO THE MIRICLE CREATION OF THE WONDERFULL “HUMAN RACE” SO, NOW THESE “MISFITS” SERVE HIM BY MISLEADING THE MASSES AWAY FROM THEIR TRUE CREATOR,AND ACTUALLY GOT YOU BELIEVING THEIR SUPERIOR! IF YOU THINK THAT, WELL, YOU DESERVE TO BE ENSLAVED BY A BUNCH OF ****ING LIZARDS!!!WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!! WAKE UP!!!I DIDNT COME FROM NO ****ING MONKEY,AND I SURE AS HELL WASNT “CREATED” BY NO ****ING LIZARD!!! DEATH TO THE DEMONS!!!
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October 29th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Those that dont believe will know soon enough. Reptilians exist, and for those that think its “nuts” to believe in another race, wake up. To think we are the only intelligent life form in the universe is not only ignorant, it is narcissistic. Your ego wont allow your mind to open up to the evidence that is all around you. Mind controlled, indoctrinated sheople that you are. If you think icke is the only one to mention reptilians …research. As someone mentioned above you have alex collier, credo mutwa, stewart swerdlow, matthew delooze, Barry king, Peggy Kane, who all do independant research on their own, barry king has even seen one. TOP military personell and CIA agents have come out ADMITTING there is a reptilian race, look it up. You cant dismiss something you know obviously sweet F.A. about. Full disclosure is coming anyway, so all you non believers will be crying into your weetabix and releasing your bowels in the biggest fashion once you know the truth. They want you as food and dont play nicely.You’ll wish you listened then.
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October 29th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Gordon said:
Jesus Christ are you for real? What a bloody numpty you are. Aviation fuel burns within seconds, go watch a plane in the sky, the trail dissapears quickly. Chemtrails however STAY IN THE ATMOSPHERE. Why dont you baffoons research this stuff instead of quickly googling it, skimming over a few lines and then attempting to come back with what you think is an informed debate?! Chemtrails are proved to cause morgellons disease!! But you lot wont hear this on the BBC news or in the Sun newspaper because that would inform you and raise you above the brainwashed sheep that you are. Government insiders have ADMITTED to spraying the public, and you can guarantee that when you see these trails in the sky the next day the skies are a soup of grey cloud and drizzle. It is no coincidence. WAKE UP. Condemnation without investigation is the highest form of ignorance. Do you really think your government cares about you and tells you truth? No doubt you will be queing up for the swine fly vaccine aswell. Bloodyhell, there is an entire movement of people *and no not the truth movement* that know about this. Why dont you? And you think your informed???? Duh. Go back to sleep…X factors on.
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October 29th, 2009 at 11:42 am
Richard T said:
That’s right. Everyone laughed because he claimed to be a son of god, and due to the fact that everyone is so dumbed down from the spiritual this was viewed as hilarious. And people like you that know nothing but that clip regurgitate it in a feeble attempt to discredit Icke. Anyone who is a seasoned researcher know exactly what he meant. We are the same energy vibrating at different frequency. Whether you put your hand under a microscope or a table or a plant, we are all made up of the same “source” broken down into atoms and molecules, we just behave differently, like water frozen is still water just denser. So if you can comprehend that this energy, “the scource”, some call it the all that is, some call it god, we are all individuates of this source, or god whatever you want to call it. but because your mind is so closed you think he is preachinig gospel to you. It really is simple. Icke also said that there will be major flooding in new orleans, he also said there would be a major terrorist attack which would be a catalyst for governments to take away our freedoms, and many of his predictions have come to pass. Hence the fact another programme was made years later named “David Icke was he right?” Where Terry Wogan APPOLOGISED. Incovenient the truth isnt it? When you only catch glimpses of the negative propoganda used to demonise him, you do their work for them by repeating it when you know NADA. fools like you pay no attention to the detailed and specific information he has uncovered. If anyone doesnt know whats in store for you why dont you look up aaron russo and watch his video where he was told 9/11 was an inside job before it happened. Some of you dont deserve knowledge, you do nothing with it.
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October 29th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
bella said:
If you by “reptilian” you mean “reptile” then they do exist and nobody would ever deny that. Of course alligators, snakes, lizards and so on exist. But if you mean a reptilian humanoid – well that’s just silly.
bella said:
I am sure we’re not the only intelligent life form in the universe. A more reasonable question is whether we’re the only intelligent life in the galaxy. Nobody knows the answer to that.
Of course, I’m still reasonably sure we’re the only planet with intelligent life in the local star cluster, which is only a tiny portion of the galaxy, which itself is an infinitesimal small portion of the universe.
bella said:
Well in that case, it shouldn’t be too hard to defeat the reptilians. I mean for one thing, when the weather gets cold, they have to spend most of their day laying in the sun to raise their body temperature, and if it gets really cold even that won’t work and they go into a state of semi-hibernation. They get really lethargic in general when the temperature drops. They also don’t move much after eating a big meal, because it takes them time to digest it.
They have different vision than humans, so we can exploit that. Some of them can see in the infrared, but in general most have trouble distinguishing things in the enviornment that are not moving.
Their skin is a double-edged sword. It could be used against them. On one hand, the thick scaley skin offers good protection, but if it gets damaged, like if the scales lift up, the underlying tissue is very sensitive and can easily get infected. They can take a long time to heal a wound to their scales. Of course, many get around this problem by continuously growing new skin layers and shedding their old scales periodically.
Bella said:
by aviation fuel do you mean avgas or jet-a? Oh oh… look who doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
Anyways, it doesn’t matter. It burns quickly but in doing so produces an exhaust of warm moist air. That hits the cold air at high altitude and condenses rapidly.
Sometimes it lasts for seconds and sometimes much longer. It all depends on the atmospheric conditions.
Bella said:
Some of the regulars here are chemists, chemistry grad students, licensed pilots and have worked in the gas turbine industry. That won’t fly here.
Bella said:
Of course, them phenonena that doesn’t exist causes the disease that doesn’t exist!
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October 30th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Someone has been reading wikipedia *rolls eyes*.
It doesnt matter whether you regulars are chemistry students or the like, you only preach illuminati funded cirriculum anyway. I am sure that said pilots have the ability to take a sample whilst 30,000 feet in the air too? Confirming whether its aviation fuel or something more sinister!! So government whistleblowers are lieing too are they? You will have to do better than that. No doubt said “chemistry STUDENTS” will be some of the first in line to take the swine flu vaccine aswell. What an educated bunch.
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October 30th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
I am no student. I have worked professionally in the fields of chemistry and aviation for over thirty-five years, and I am now retired.
I can say categorically that your allegations are nonsense, founded on nothing more than paranoia and ignorance and are perpetuated entirely by the gullibility of fools like you.
Your accusations of involvement by bogeymen imaginary organizations like the Illuminati is simply childish and displays the typical immaturity of your kind.
One can only hope that by not getting vaccinated, you will be removing yourself from the breeding pool, and future generations will be spared of your obvious mental weaknesses.
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October 30th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
Bella said:
Which is more than we can say for some. Actually, I did not read wikipedia for that – I just knew it. But I do read many things.
Bella said:
Sorry, but your logic is completely flawed. The claim that everything taught in science class can be faked or lied about is incorrect, because all the principles are testable through experimentation and generally can be verified through proofs from simple observations.
I do not need to take the teachers word for the fact that acids and bases will react with each other, I can show it happening easily. While that is a simple reaction, the same holds true for more complex ones. Complex systems are generally composed of very simple reactions and effects which create complexity through their inter-dependence. They are all readily apparent and verifiable.
Besides this, the principles can be applied to create original predictions or designs for systems based on these. I know that the books on electronics don’t lie because I can actually build a circuit and it will work exactly as they say it will and I can even if I design it myself using the methods from the “Illuminati”.
Bella said:
That would not be terribly difficult to do, actually. It could be done with a balloon-based system (yes, believe it or not, balloons are still used frequently for high altitude measurements) or it could be done with a reasonably well equipped general aviation aircraft. You’d need a good supercharger to get up to those altitudes and you’d want to have an oxygen supply and some very warm clothing, but it could be done. Alternatively, you could charter a small jet for the afternoon.
I wouldn’t waste my money though.
By the way… presumably doesn’t this “something sinister” float down to our level eventually? If it doesn’t it wouldn’t do much good in the whole evil thing.
Bella said:
Well, if they claim that there are reptilians running things, then chances are they’re not lying but rather are legitimately mentally ill.
Someone has been reading wikipedia *rolls eyes*.
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November 11th, 2009 at 8:33 am
DV82XL said:
Firstly, an old man like you should show more respect when speaking to a lady. Secondly, remarks about gene pools just proves quite beautifully to me how closed minded you are, because having to resort to that purely because I dissagree with you speaks VOLUMES. I would imagine you have taught your children the art of debate well. *ahem* NOT.
Anyway, the fact that you stated that the illuminati are imaginary my love, is a) Hilarious b) ignorant and c) erm, HILARIOUS. Someone believes all the dan brown propoganda that they dissapeared years ago do they? The illuminati went underground and have infultrated everything from the health organisation, politics, education, finance and the media. It is prooven and as real as night and day. I suggest that perhaps you are the “fool” because that comment alone proved that you have a glaringly huge hole in your knowledge my friend. Wasnt it einstein that said “condemnation without investigation is the height of ignorance!” The illuminati is proven, chem trails are proven and your head is firmly in the sand. If your not paranoid, you are not paying attention. I think your years on the planet makes you a prime example of a indoctrinated and brain washed drone of society. If you look hard enough, and spend the time researchin you will see that these things are very real. the fact you dont shows you are not ready for this information and not ready to grasp that the world isnt what you think it is.
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November 11th, 2009 at 9:17 am
Bella said:
I am confident that when a lady is present, DV8 2XL is as respectful as a well mannered gentleman is obliged to be.
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November 11th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
Bella said:
It’s not an issue of disagreement. It’s an issue of the nature of the disagreement. I can agree to disagree with people on certain things. If you like rap and I like rock n roll, then I think no less of you. If you like tea and I like coffee, I also think no less. I can tolerate disagreement on politics or philosophy or many other things.
But what you believe is insane or idiotic or both. It’s like saying “You shouldn’t judge me just because I think my neighbors dog is talking to me and telling me to kill people.” No… see, that’s not simply an ideological disagreement. That’s bat **** crazy.
Bella said:
Okay, first of all, it’s not like I have never investigated any of this or that I have no understanding of it. Maybe you are in circles that are so poor and uneducated that you have no exposure to the worlds you talk of, but many of us do.
Look, I personally know about the circles you speak of because I have been in them. They are not as exclusive and closed as you might think. I know people who work in medicine and for the pharmaceutical companies and I know people who work in finance. I have held jobs in industries you speak with and that means I occasionally end up meeting with and even socializing with the “Illuminati”
DV8SXL has been involved in the airline industry and with gas turbines (jet engines) for a while. He’s not even the only person I know in the aviation field.
Believe me when I say this (or don’t): Drug researchers, professors, aviation regulators, politicians, financial industry analysts, chemists, corporate executives and all the rest are not big lizards in human skin. I’ve gotten up close enough on a couple of occasions to know this for a fact. I used to date a woman in college who is now a biochemist for a drug company and I can tell you point blank that she is 100% mammal and made of the same soft warm-blooded flesh that all everyone else is.
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November 11th, 2009 at 2:11 pm
Actually, come to think of it, I have a lot of family members who made it quite well in the buisiness world.
My father is a high level consultant who had previously been a senior vice president at two major insurance companies. Actually, he was the regional manager for operations for one for a large part of the country, making him one of the few at the top of this company.
My maternal uncle is a professor of economics at a university. My fraternal aunt is a vice president of a national bank. My maternal uncle by marriage (my mother’s sister’s husband) is a doctor – a neurologist actually. He no longer practices medicine actively. He now is the head administrator of a VA hospital in California.
My maternal grandfather was a cop, actually, by the time he retired, he wasn’t just a cop – he was a senior detective at the department of missing persons in New York City. He also had been part of the department’s VIP and special event security, which means he was called on when President Kennedy was in the city and to work other such events and with secret service or other agencies, coordinating security with the local police.
Oh my god! I’m a reptilian!
Wait… maybe not. My other grandfather only made it to middle management at a medium sized insurance company and neither of my grandmothers did anything noteworthy. Three of my four great grandfathers had drinking problems. I had a great Uncle who worked as a mortician, one who worked selling shoes at Montgomery Ward, one who owned a small printing buisiness and I had another worked a series of low level factory jobs. That doesn’t seem very Illuminati-like.
I guess I’m a hybrid?
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November 11th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Of course, in reality there is no hard line between what is a powerful person or a high ranking person versus what is not. There are ceo’s and then under them the board members and then various executives and then upper management and then middle management etc etc.
So I have a question for Bella. Where do the reptilians and Illuminati stop? At what point do you get to the regular people who are out of the loop?
Lets take the military for example. I’m sure Bella will tell us that the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the Secretary of Defense are reptilians. What about all the three and four star generals? Are they reptillians? They are really high up and there and there are only like a couple of them. How about all the brigidere generals? The division commanders and theater commanders?
Okay, now after the generals you have coronals, who could also be division commanders or even command whole sectors of the military, if they’re in a command position. Are they all reptilians? How about the majors? Captains?
Are all the officers reptilians? All of them? Even something like Lieutenant second class?
How about the NCO’s? How about high ranking NCO’s like the sergeant major of the Army?
Since officers tend to be promoted up the ranks if they serve long enough, it would seem to me that all the military officers would be reptilian. But is that true of all branches? What about someone who is a Petty Officer Second Class of the Coast Guard? Would they necessarily be a reptilian?
Okay, since we’re also talking chem trails, I assume a lot of those in the airlines are reptilians. Certainly the pilots, right? What about the pilots of small commuter airlines? How about general aviation pilots?
I’m sure all the secretaries of the Cabinet are reptilians, right? So where do you draw the line there? Are the undersecretaries also? How about the deputy undersecretaries? How about the regional commissioners?
Where exactly does this line between the Illuminati in power and everyone else exist? That is what I want to know!
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November 18th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Ok, so Q and Dr Buzz are assuming that all people high up whether it be in politics, military, media , finance what have you are all reptilian?? That is not the case and has never once been stated as far as I know, and again I stress the fact that your ignorance proves you have not looked into this. This is like saying that all free masons are satanists. The average Mason is your typical law obiding, hard working, devoted father who likes nothing more than to put the world to rights with his fellow man in an exclusive mens drinking club. This is the reality for many masons, but the higher you get, the truth distorts at every level and high ranking masons worship satan. Look into it. And if Q knows a Mason too, which I dont doubt you do, unless they are 33 degree or above they wont know it. The lie is different at every level. Do you think that the average anchor man/woman could sell the agenda convincingly if they knew what the agenda really was and who for? Those that do are bribed and killed for speaking out. No, not every one high up is a reptilian, the people you speak of are just pupetts for those at the top of the capstone running things. The world leaders who are rumoured to be reptilian shapeshifters have 50/50 DNA and can change according to their will, however they need to consume mamalian genetics in the form of satanical ritual sacrifices to maintain their ability to pull it off as human. They are not big lizards in human skin, They are both mamallian and reptilian in genetics. And if for one minute you think that satanic rituals dont take place RESEARCH IT. Have you even heard of Bohemian Grove? Have you heard of Kathy O’brien or Taylor Brice, ex whitehouse sex slaves? Q my debate with you was that you stated that the illuminati dont exist then say you used to move in the same circles? Which is it? The illuminati is historically documented. So you cant deny truth. I suggest you look up Phil Shnieder, james casbolt, barry king and broaden the mental parameters your stuck in. In answer to your question Buzz, I dont know exactly who is who in the reptilian world, because most people in power are just lackies for dark forces, and you only have to look at the state the worlds in to note that. But its pretty well documented about the blood lines of the 13 families that run this world, who all related and interbred to keep their genetics clean! Sounds to me like maintaining the blue bloods is pretty important for some reason!!! Diana even admitted that they werent human and called them the Lizards!! Why? No doubt you will think it is just a metaphor! The evidence is everwhere. Dragon gods and serpents from old are rife in our mythology, where do you think this all comes from? Just fanciful imaginations of the time? So Q, you think it is “bat **** crazy” simply cos it is outside your paradigm, but it doesnt mean its not true. Whether you believe the reptilians exist or not, the fact is there is a global conspiracy to eliminate the majority of the planet and keep the rest of us controlled in a fascist prison. Why is that? they have all the power and money they need, so really what is the motive?? I suggest you research and then dismiss it if you choose, but really , you should research first.
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November 18th, 2009 at 7:27 pm
Paragraphs are your friend
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November 18th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I think she needs to make friends with Thorazine
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November 19th, 2009 at 1:27 am
Bella said:
Okay, so we’re back to the question of how high up is high up? You say that the 33rd degree masons are in on it but not the 32nd?
If the reptilians are at the top, then you have to define what the top is. Are congressmen all reptillains or just senators?
Bella said:
Uh huh.. they have traits of both mammalian and reptilian. So they’re a throwback to the early transitional mammals, when they still layed eggs and didn’t have fully developed mammary glands and had reptile-like claws. … Wait… are you saying that we’re ruled by platypuses?
Bella said:
I know that people do engage in satanic rituals. I went to high school with some kids who did. They were also usually pretty unclean, dressed in black all the time and listened to way too much death metal.
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November 19th, 2009 at 1:34 am
My grandfather was a Mason. I don’t know what degree/rank he was, but I know that for about a decade he was the head of Freemasonry in Western Australia.
I can’t confirm if he worshiped Satan or not, but if he did, he would have been the kindest and most gentle Satan worshiper you could ever meet. If the rest of the “ruling elite” are like him and his friends, I don’t think we have much to fear from them, short of them popping over on the weekend for some beer while watching the motorcycle races.
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November 19th, 2009 at 1:41 am
Bella said:
And yet the most public member of the prestigious and wealthy Hilton family seems to be more than willing to boink anything that moves. Go figure! Then again, many a politician seems to be willing to boink their skanky intern. So much for blue blood.
By the way, Where were the Waltons in the early 1900’s? Probably the same place that the Gates family was and where the Kennedy family was up until about that time.
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November 19th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Q -I’m not even convinced that the Politicians who are accused of being reptilian are reptilian, as stated, but the likes of Bush and the Windsors and many in congress appear to worship Satan because they are not shy about the satanic hand salute they do every chance they get. Also Bush was in the order of skull and bones which if you look into is also a satan worshiping secret society so this all confirmable. These people are simply puppets, a rumoured blood line insider made the statement once that “these puppets would never even get to be in the same room as the true blood line elites” The elites dont have to act on the world stage, they get their lackies to do it for them. So I would hazard a guess that high up in these secret societies/government they worship satan, because this is the reptilian god, but that doesnt mean they are actually reptilian themselves. these people have sold their souls for wealth and prestige , but they are dispensable like everyone is to the elites.
I have considered this being disinfo myself….for a long time I didnt believe it…but when you look into it enough- too many people are saying the same thing. So this beggers the question, what would they gain from making this up, when nobody believes it anyway? To discredit Icke? He isnt the only one saying it!! Also Q, we all have both reptilian and mamallian genetics. you only need to look at a feotus when its in utero to see that , we form exactly like a reptlie does in the first stages , we even have a tail, then the mamallian genetics kick in and sex is determined and mamallian takes over because it is dominant.
Buzz – Sorry mate, I will keep to paragraphs just for you ok
Horatio- We have iron based blood, the reptilian blood line have copper based blood which has a blue appearance when it hits oxygen, hence the aristocracy being called blue bloods. It is very important they dont dilute this hence the fact they are all inbred.
Curtain, see my reference to the average mason, thanks for backing that up for me.
If there isnt an agenda why has a bill been passed in america to stop you growing your own food and to be unable to get supplements or vitamins unless by persciption? Research codex alimatarius ok! And we live in a free society?
If their isnt an agenda why has the Lisbon treaty been forced on us when we have already refused it and why have they brought back the dealth penalty for anyone who is anti government in Europe? And this is a democracy?
If there isnt an agenda why is Obama trying to disarm america like Hitler did?
if there isnt an agenda how and why did prescott Bush, grandpapa bush fund BOTH SIDES OF THE WAR?
If there isnt an agenda why is their over 800 newly furnished FEMA concentration camps with waiting coffins in america?
if there isnt an agenda why did they man make swine flu to kill us off and why are they now trying to poison us with mercury filled vaccines? And if it isnt man made WHY WAS IT PATENTED before it was released? If that is not an agenda to force vaccines on people why is there an international emergency cos 1000 people died? 30,0000 die of the normal flu per year and nobody gives a toss???
There are endless questions, endless examples and enough propoganda in your news to open your eyes to the truth if you choose to open your eyes. So you need to ask yourself why are they doing this? Maybe the agenda is so unfathomable because the intentions are not humane??
I dont care whether you believe about the reptilians, whats important is that you wake up to the agenda because otherwise we have no future.
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November 19th, 2009 at 10:40 am
…high doses of Thorazine.
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November 19th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Bella, thank you for missing the point I was trying to make in that my Grandfather was not an “average Mason”, but served as a Grand Master for a very long time.
Of course, being related to him, I must be one of the Reptilian Overlords too, so I guess you can’t really trust what I am saying.
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November 19th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
I don’t even know why I bother with taking on this level of delusion and outright insanity…
But….
During World War II a young George HW Bush (the man who would become president) was a pilot in the US Navy. During one mission his aircraft was shot down and he narrowly escaped by bailing out, in the process he received some minor injuries including cutting his forehead on the aircraft’s tail as he bailed. He was rescued by the USS Finback, a US Submarine. The crew, of course, provided basic medical care, bandaging up his wounds.
No reports from any of them (some crew members are still alive) that his lacerations were bleeding green or blue or anything other than normal red human blood.
There is even 8mm film footage of his rescue. It’s in black and white, so I guess you have to take their word that it was not blue blood…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kh72XctOv5M
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU5v6vbhDrs
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November 19th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
And once again..I thank you for only proving how narrow minded you all are. Curtain if you think a grand master mason is gonna tell his grandchild the verr secrets he has pledged to guard with his life to protect you an effing idiot. He wouldnt tell you jack darlin. Ok? They live double lives FFS….many of them pose as devout christians. Many of them are **** scared and repent whilst living this double life because they see things WE DONT!!
Buzz…go back and read again. I said that I am not convinced that Bush or anyone high up in politics etc is reptilian, so thanks for that fact about his blood being red! you only help me with my point, doesnt prove he isnt a satanist does it??? I said that he is a puppet and the reptilians are the puppeteers. Re-read pls.
Rather than wasting your time debating with me… why dont you research FEMA Death camps or Jane Burgermeister for that matter? The Austrian journalist who is filing charges against WHO for planned genocide. These are the things that matter cos soon enough reptiles are no reptiles, if they have their way we wont be alive to know either way!
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November 19th, 2009 at 10:31 pm
You seem to be pretty knowledgeable on this stuff Bella, so if you would be so kind as to answer a few of my questions:
Why wouldn’t my grandfather tell me about this stuff? I imagine that ‘keeping it in the family’ so to speak, Esoteric Order of Dagon style, would be the easiest way to continue the work and keep it secret. If my grandfather came up to me and said “Son, want to rule the world with me and my mates?”, yeah, I’d jump on board.
Did my grandfather become elected BY the reptilians, or because he is a reptilian? Does he earn his reptile DNA once he becomes a Master, or before? If he has reptile and mammalian DNA, what am I? Half-breed? Quarter-breed?
How can I contact my local branch of this global elite? If I turn up and drop my grandfathers name, will they give me a job?
Don’t worry, when the Global Clensing (TM) comes, I’ll put in a good word for you, see if I can’t get you a nice desk job or something like that.
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November 20th, 2009 at 1:30 am
Well, Bella has not been entirely clear about what level the reptilians are at and what level their puppets are at. Presumably the reptilians are on the tip top and then the upper echelons are just regular humans, but with knowledge of the reptilians. How high this is, Bella seems to have difficulty communicating. At what level the humans are aware of the reptilians seems to be the question….
But I guess, if I have it right, the Bushes are aware of the reptilians and allied with them, but are not actually reptilian. They’re just Illuminati.. However, the Windsors are full fledged reptilians. have I got this?
Anyway, if these magical “shape shifters” who can defy the laws of biology and physics and have copper based blood (despite the fact that not even real reptiles have that) and can somehow combine DNA from different branches of the evolutionary tree and spend their time at Yale fraternities and hunting lodges…. well, assuming they do decide to wipe the rest of us out, I’m not terribly worried about it.
Lets not forget that their preferred method of killing us all is using an agency of the US Federal Government known as FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency). This is an agency which spent millions of dollars sending relief supplies like blankets and coats down to Louisiana in the middle of summer and which assigned contracts for millions of dollars worth of frozen food and then forgot to get refrigerated trucks to put it in.
They’ve also been known to do things like require that each time a damaged structure is demolished, the crew that does it first checks with the department to assure it’s not on the list of historic protected structures, even though they already have a list of all the structures that are in the area and there are only two of them, both of which are well known and documented. Then when they do get approval to tear down the structure, they first send in men in moon suits to remove the flourescent bulbs and any mercury switches in the thermostats.
(Yes, I am serious… I got all these examples from real events)
So, in other words, I’m not too worried about them coming to get me. Chances are they’d be so stuck in the paperwork, they’d never get around to it, and when they finally do, they’d send their workers to my old address.
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November 20th, 2009 at 2:01 am
A quick question regarding FEMA: Does this mean that FEMA and the SES (State Emergency Services) are in cahoots? Why aren’t the SES setting up death camps around Australia?
Perhaps us lucky Aussies are being spared…
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November 20th, 2009 at 10:08 am
The Curtains said:
Well, they apparently do have them in New Zealand, or at least some conspiracy theorist thinks so. See here: http://depletedcranium.com/concentration-camp-silliness-goes-international
I am sure that you could find a wacko somewhere in Australia who believes that ***Insert name of old industrial area, factory, rail depot, airport or military facility*** is really an extermination camp.
I have seen various videos and posts on conspiracy forums that have cited suspected camps and “prison cars” in Canada, England and Scotland as well. So I think it’s international.
But you know, there are some who claim that there are no world governments. The United States, Australia, China etc are not sovereign nations. It’s all an elaborate ruse to make people think that the fake governments are in charge. There really is one entity that controls things and the governments are just window dressing. Really, it’s the uber-bosses who are reptilians and perhaps also a few avian, amphibians or even fish. They live in the center of the hollow, concave, geo-centric, flat earth, where they hide amongst the ruins of Atlantis and plot evil with Satan and Elvis (who is not really dead) and only occasionally emerge to kidnap travelers in the Bermuda Triangle.
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November 20th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Curtain – I would imagine that if you become part of these secret societies you would be privvy to some secrets, dependant what degree you would be…but your grandfather being a grand master isnt allowed to tell you anything. At the higher levels they are bribed with such sensitive information/threats no-body would dare!! I am not saying anything derogatory about your grandfather, he is obviously important to you, and I dont know him but this is the rules of the game. I would imagine that he started like all Masons and worked his way up. The more useful you are the quicker you get premoted. You dont have to be reptilian to be a mason.
Also Curtian, you being in Oz, there are concentration camps there too, there is footage on you tube of them, but I can not remember the exact location. They are currently being used for asylum seekers and costing the Australian tax payers millions per year to maintain.
Buzz, I cant answer where the reptilians start and the illuminati stop, I dont know. Diana said that the royal family were not human, but who knows? All I can tell you is that from my research over the years I have come to the conclusion that we are being covertly controlled by these beings through our governments. Bush is rumoured to be 50% mamallian and 50% reptilian, he has attributes of both genetics. Do I know if this is true? Of course I dont. It is my personal opinion that they are just tools for the reptilians to do their dirty work. I do appreciate your humour on FEMA, very funny. The thing is you will probably ask to go to these camps. When the **** hits the fan and they have manipulated you so much into believing there is a national emergency, be it swine flu, a man made so called natural disaster, economic downfall, roiting, civil unrest…or wait for it…an off planet threat…the propoganda will **** you up so much you will want to go into these camps because they will have you think you are not safe. Create a problem, masses React and ask for the solution they wanted to implement in the first place. We really are all manipulated on a daily basis. You lot seem to like it!? You defend it so furvently.
Listen…you will all find out soon enough. Obama is about to admit to the world that aliens are real in full disclosure. If its not Obama it will be france, as they are threatening to drop the bombshell first, so Obama has been in talks to disclose this. You will find out soon enough. Exciting eh?
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November 20th, 2009 at 11:27 am
P.S – This is for Curtain… LOL.
http://pwg.gsfc.nasa.gov/istp/outreach/images/Earth/geocorona.jpg
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November 20th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Bella said:
hmm.. Well we’ll see about that. How long do we have to wait until we can laugh that he hasn’t said anything? A year? Two? I mean, if this is one of those open ended things like “Jesus is coming soon” then it’s no fun..
By the way: It doesn’t count if Obama or any other government talks about “Aliens” meaning foreign nationals as in “Illegal Alien” They have to come from another planet – not Mexico.
bella said:
A beautiful image from the Spin-Scan Auroral Imager on the Dynamics explorer satellite Other images, by the way, can be found here: http://www-istp.gsfc.nasa.gov/istp/outreach/afromspace.html
Although, really, we have since acquired some even more stunning images from the Geo-sciences satellites.
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January 25th, 2010 at 6:47 am
You can see the FEMA detention centers from google earth, along with 3 million FEMA-ordered plastic COFFINS stacked in georgia. there are hundred of those detention centers, fully staffed, powered, and completely empty, waiting for the riots. You dont even research this stuff, you know NOTHING about it and you dismiss it as false, and you call ME a bonehead?? You need to wrap your head around the fact that everyhting you know is false.
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January 25th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
DO THE RESEARCH said:
Actually, not only are you a bonehead, but everything you’re talking about has been addressed on this very site, including the coffins (which aren’t) and no there are not three million of them. Idiot. The search button is your friend.
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January 26th, 2010 at 2:36 am
DO THE RESEARCH said:
It’s amazing how these idiots come in a place like this and insist that everyone “DO THE RESEARCH” when it has been done.
A few thousand casket liners in storage. Some car-carrier train cars. A few odd industrial facilities.
And we still have people thinking they’re so smart because they see the big global conspiracy of the lizard-people.
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March 3rd, 2010 at 10:45 am
http://thetruthseeker.co.uk/article.asp?ID=1669 about chem trails.
with regards to the coffins…there were thousands found in the new forest aswell around the time the manmade swine flu was released.
Donut, you effing donut, NONE of this has been explained away. Why dont you aquaint yourself with projectcamelot.org and wake up to the true agenda. Google is not your friend dick head, but they are the CIA’s
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March 3rd, 2010 at 3:45 pm
Not So Ignorant said:
So how many more years do we have to go without a mass killoff happening before you realize it ain’t happening?
Christ. The coffins are simply a single run of a manufactured product. People die – millions of them – every year.
Do some damn research, like I did http://depletedcranium.com/government-coffins-omg-run/
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March 5th, 2010 at 2:59 pm
geezus these people are nuts.
If i’m not mistaken don’t vulcans also bleed blue?? How is that relevant, you ask??? Because vulcans are just as real as reptalians….and that is to say….that they are….NOT REAL AT ALL. this story would make a great movie idea for the next star trek also….
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March 24th, 2010 at 11:06 pm
This article kinda half heartily downplays these lizard bastards, then gives a bunch of links and videos.
Thanks glad too know thats its never too hard to tell who is legit and who is not.
No one knows the truth, I’m sure if they did they would be shot or set up or whatever else is possible for trans-dimensentional reptiles (of all ****in things). And this is by far not the weirdest thing out there.
My opinion is that they’re all shills, this whole lot of ****ers selling their equally worthless opinions. Everybody is misled, oh christ just for one moment think about how easy it probably is for these bastards to lead even a honest researcher down a rabbit hole. How can anything make sense when one guy is waving faces on Mars, another screamin about Alien Reptiles, still more claiming to channel higher density Beings, and some even saying “I am that Being reincarnated”. Where is the cohesion? Where’s the “missing link” so to speak? I am no tenderfoot to this topic, and a certain mental attitude is needed for exploration of this. The attitude could be thought of as Janus like, able to see in opposing directions at the same time. This means I can truly believe in these ****in reptiles while also denying their existence. I guess I’m waiting for “evidence” that’ll never show, but I’m also able to know much and nothing at the same time. This is a clever device I use, like when I’m stoned I love to convince people I’m not (especially lesser stoners and the more high I am). I know that the Queen of the Empire and both Popes (oh yeah) and plenty others are Reptilian and I know that David Icke is a shill who is as insane as Laura Bush. This is something These ****s can’t understand, a disinformation proof mind. I am a propaganda pro, I can eat it up and digest it, **** it out and predict the future (of course I’m stoned now, it helps alot too). The Other key to Understanding (with Janusian thought) is keeping AGENDA’S in mind? What is Alex Jones’ Agenda, or Jordan Maxwell’s? All these “researchers” make me sick, if what they say is as true as they say they could Be doing something a hell of alot more useful than writing, nay, SELLING books and begging for attention. Now, it is important to read disinformation, to know all sides of an issue. You can’t know anything about whether Reptiles are real if you havent even read Icke (which to be honest I havent done much of do to his “crazy bastard” feeling). Now really, do I believe in Reptile Aliens who are in ancient drawings and have been controlling humanity for thousands of years due to a Satanic addiction to sacrificial victims for Power?
I only wonder what they’re eggs would taste like in an omelette. And maybe some day I’ll know.
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March 24th, 2010 at 11:28 pm
Leon Panetta said:
Being stoned’ll do that to you.
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March 25th, 2010 at 3:44 am
Leon Panetta said:
Your concern is misplaced. It is the CRAB PEOPLE you have to really worry about!
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April 23rd, 2010 at 4:45 pm
This site demonstrates the low intelligence of mankind. How dare you come up with a blog like this when you don`t know what you`re talking about? I can`t even be bothered to explain anything to worms of your stature, so I´ll skip it. You ain`t worth the energy. Go stuff a few burgers down your throat and watch them shapeshift into turds whilst meditating on your meaningless life idiot.
The facts show that ALL the conspiracies you`re trying to debunk without doing any research are true, but what`s also true is that you`re too shallow-minded to even begin to grasp it! You`re hust a non-starter…NUFF SAID.
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April 23rd, 2010 at 5:01 pm
DRACULA said:
Promise?
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April 23rd, 2010 at 8:43 pm
DRACULA said:
Actually, I’d love to hear an explanation of how all the conspiracy theories are true, considering many of them are mutually exclusive. For example, you can’t claim that NASA is covering up information about alien civilizations they encountered on the moon AND that the moon landings were faked. The two are mutually exclusive.
Nor can you say that 9/11 was carried out by a remote controlled aircraft AND that the pilots was drugged and hypnotized by the CIA and that the aircraft were not real and just a hologram. Again – mutually exclusive.
They can’t all be true. They can all be false, but if any are true it can only be one, at the maximum.
But.. I don’t expect you to understand that.
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July 25th, 2010 at 9:08 am
Totally nutty nonesense, but fun to watch on You Tube. Was watching those videos and they are so obviously altered. You have to be really stupid to buy into this stuff, especially given the fact that anyone at home on their computer can alter this videos. But fun to laugh at.
Kevin
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