The Catholic church has a number of… interesting… traditions. One of them is the veneration of the mortal remains of those considered to be saints by the Church. In many cases, the bodies of saints have been dug up years or centuries after their death to be reburied in places of honor or to be chopped up into holy relics. Sometimes, they’re never even buried in the first place, if they’re believed to be holy enough to begin with.

When this happens, the bodies are sometimes found to be in a state of relative preservation. Having not been reduced to bones or dust in a matter of decades, as bodies often are, this is traditionally seen as a miraculous action and proof of their holiness and the special treatment that god has given their bodies even after death. It is believed that their spiritual purity transcends the physical, and apparently makes them unpalatable to bacteria (although the role of microbes in decay was not known in centuries past.)

The term incorruptibility is used to describe these alleged supernaturally preserved bodies. Many are also claimed to produce the Odour of Sanctity – a pleasant floral smell, rather than the smell of decay. However, this remains unverified and, even if true, could just be an example of unusual smelling mold.

Despite the increasing understanding of how material decays, today many in the catholic church continue to venerate the bodies of saints, which can be viewed in gilded glass coffins around the world. Many see this is proof of the work of god and the holiness of the saints themselves.

Yet a closer look at some o the best known examples shows that things are not really so miraculous and most of the bodies are far from perfectly preserved.

To this day, the allegedly preserved bodies of saints

Things that can prevent decay:

• Drying – By far the most common form of natural preservation, if a body is placed in a dry area or has air circulation, such as might be the case if it is not buried, the tissues may dry out. This stunts microbial activity and keeps the body from decaying.
• Adipocere – Also known as “grave wax” or “mortuary wax”, the process occurs when bacterial hydrolysis converts body fats into a stable organic substance composed of fatty acids. The material is described as being similar to wax or soap. The process occurs in cold damp environments and may be exacerbated by mineral activity.
• Intentional Embalming - Embalming of one type or another has been around for centuries. Modern embalming is done primarily to prevent decay of a body while it is transported to burial or during a time that it lays in state. It includes the infusion of the body with chemicals such as formaldehyde, which can fix tissue and inhibit decay. This type of embalming has been around for more than a century.
• Other environmental conditions – Numerous compounds and conditions are known to occur which may result in decay being inhibited. Toxic heavy metals such as arsenic and mercury may have been used in years past in caskets or burial preparations and can inhibit microbial activity. Acidic conditions, such as those found in peat bogs are well known for their ability to preserve organic material. Other local minerals or conditions may play a role.

Some famous examples and the reality of what likely caused the bodies from decaying:

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I can’t believe that this woman is being supported by a large number of Americans as the next big thing politically, even a potential presidential candidate.   It’s just breathtaking how stupid she is.

Here’s a gem from Twitter:

Gulf disaster needs divine intervention as man’s efforts have been futile. Gulf lawmakers designate today Day of Prayer for solution/miracle

So what? Pray and god is going to make all the oil just suddenly vanish and the well close up?

The fact that something has not been done or that previous attempts to do so have not succeeded does not mean that it can’t be done. If a problem is not solved on the first attempt or the second or even the tenth, that does not, in and of itself, mean that it should be considered unsolvable.

If we used lack of prior success to decide something was not possible, nothing, absolutely nothing new would ever be accomplished. No records would ever be broken. No innovations would ever be developed. Nothing would be ever improved.

Oh, and also, man’s efforts have not been entirely futile. While the leak has not been stopped 100%, the cap and collection method has proven to be at least effective in reducing the release. It’s not a complete solution, but it’s not a complete failure either.

Moron.

A few years ago, a church in Ohio built a six story tall Jesus Statue.  It was known as “Touchdown Jesus” due to the pose, like a referee making the touchdown sign in football.  Others called it “Butter Jesus” because it looked like it was made of butter.

Actually, what it was made of was polyurethane foam over a steel structure.   Although the church is known as the “Church of the Solid Rock,” the Jesus sculpture was made of about the cheapest material around.   In addition to being very cheap, it’s very very flammable.

Perhaps they were just expecting god to protect the sculpture.  If that’s the case, he didn’t.   It was hit by lightning.

The cheap, buttery-looking, highly flammable foam burned away in a few minutes leaving only the chard steel frame. It almost looks better afterward. I think I’ve seen classier sculptures being sold in the garden section of K-mart.

Many in the skeptic and atheist communities claim that raising a child with religion is child abuse and should be illegal.  I’m not generally of that opinion, because, for one thing, the jails are not large enough and secondly, even imperfect parents are not necessarily ground for child protective services to get involved, as state-based child rearing tends to be even worse.

Yet in some cases, the abuse and exploitation of children reaches a point where it makes me wonder how people get away with this.   Of course, this is allowed primarily because it’s wrapped in religion.   Still, this video is just sad.

On Sunday I was driving on I-95 around Fairfield, CT.   There was a big of a traffic jam that seemed to go on for miles.   I never got to the end of it, because I got off the highway first.    It’s not terribly uncommon for their to be traffic jams on I-95.

But now I know what caused this one.

Via the New York Daily news:

Naked man claiming he’s Jesus causes five-car pileup on Interstate 95 in Connecticut

A naked man “yelling that he was Jesus” triggered a multi-car accident Saturday morning on Interstate 95 in Norwalk, Conn.

Officers responded early Saturday morning to a call regarding a disturbance on I-95 northbound near exit 14 in Darien, according to NBC Connecticut.

When the officers got to the scene, the naked man — whose name was not released — drove away in a silver car. Local authorities and State Police began to give chase, and they pulled the man over near exit 16.

After the police pulled the man over, another driver stopped short to watch the scene unfold, causing a tractor-trailer to hit the brakes and jackknife. The truck hit several other cars and flipped before stopping by a tree, NBC Connecticut reports.

A rescue team was able to extricate the truck driver, who was trapped in the cab of the truck.

The truck driver suffered injuries as a result of the crash, the extent of which were unknown. However, he was conscious and speaking with paramedics, according to NBC Connecticut. Two others were injured in the accident, but the extent of their injuries was also unknown.

The accident completely closed I-95 between exits 14 and 16 for approximately six hours. All lanes of traffic had reopened by noon.

Six hours of closed lanes caused the traffic to back up (in both directions apparently) for a very long distance, most of the shoreline of Connecticut and into New York being effected. When the lanes finally opened six hours later, it took some time for the traffic to resume its normal flow. I-95 is a major artery of the Northeastern US. It is the primary link between the New York City area and Providence, Boston and much of New England.

It should be pretty obvious what happened here: this is the second coming of Christ, and just like in the terminator movies, he arrives naked.

The Austrian motorway authority ASFINAG has been concerned for some time about a stretch of highway that has experienced a disproportionately high number of accidents in recent years.    This is hardly a unique situation, as many highways have areas where the topography or road conditions make for a hazardous area.   There are numerous ways that roadway authorities have addressed these problems:  installing better guardrails, reducing speed limits, altering the path of the road, improving lighting, installing traffic signals and increasing police patrols have all proven effective in many cases, but apparently Austria felt these were just not magical enough.

That’s why they hired a modern day Druid.   Yes, a guy who wears a hood and practices a religion based on old European Neo-Pagan traditions. Although the modern interpretation of what being a “Druid” is may be a little fuzzy, considering that the actual Druids didn’t use metal dowsing rods or concern themselves with phone masts, as the new ones apparently do.

Via the Metro (NOT the Onion):

Druids use rock and magnets to stop road accidents

Austrian authorities say druids have been so successful in dealing with motorway accident blackspots in one area that they plan to extend the project nationwide.

As well as using quartz standing stones to restore the area’s ‘natural energy’, the druids have come up with a cheaper modern-day option – burying plastic slates with magnets in the ground.

Arch druid Ilmar Tessmann was called in as a last resort after a high number of fatal accidents were reported on a straight stretch of motorway near Salzburg.

He said the crashes were caused by radiation from a nearby mobile phone mast disrupting the area’s normal ‘terrestrial’ radiation.

Installing the monoliths has successfully counteracted that, he claimed.

Austrian motorway authority ASFINAG said it was sceptical at first and kept the project a secret. But it went public after the druids’ efforts cut the number of deaths at the notorious crash site from six a year to zero in two years.

Mr Tessmann said: ‘Plastic was not available in ancient times but it seems to work well.’

But he warned: ‘It is a big job. These masts are now spreading negative radiation over 120 to 200 miles.’

Scientists, however, are not convinced.

‘Natural sciences need evidence. ‘Whatever can’t be measured, does not exist,’ Dr Georg Walach from the geophysics department at Leoben University in southern Austria said.

‘These energy lines and their flow cannot be grasped or measured therefore their existence is rejected by scientists.’

But Mr Tessmann claims the proof is in the results. ‘If you ask me to give you a scientific explanation, I can’t, I just know it works, and even critics can’t argue with our success rate,’ he said.

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Hooray!  Hooray!   Why do I feel the need to yell hooray every time there are boobs around?    And why do some people seem to think they cause earthquakes?

Getting back onto semi-serious topics, you may have already heard of the “boobquake” a skeptical, pro-science, anti-nonsense spoof of an event that demonstrated that boobs are not actually an effective way of triggering seismic activity.

It was one of those rare events (which maybe someday I’ll be lucky enough to trigger) that brought an otherwise relatively obscure blogger to fame overnight.  Jennifer McCreight described herself as a “geeky, perverted atheist feminist” putting her D-cup breasts where her mouth is.” What she was doing to be precise, was wearing some low cut clothing to show off her boobs for a day and encouraging others to.   The suggestion spawned a Facebook group and drew tens of thousands.

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Radiometric dating is a pretty awesome area of science that involves dating materials by using isotopic ratios and the decay rates of radioisotopes found in various samples.   It’s the most accurate means of dating the earth and based on radiometric dating, scientists have concluded that the earth is 4.54 billion years old.   So called “young earth” creationists hate this, because they insist the earth is actually six thousand years old.   Thus they love to attack radiometric dating.  Here’s a great video that explains the issue and how radiometric dating really works

I’d like to add that it’s not as if radiometric dating needs to stand on its own on this one.   Yes, it is the gold standard for dating of geological material, but there are many other observations that can be made which indicate that the earth must be on the order of billions of years old.   The fact that there is room for discourse in refining the accuracy of the calculated dates does not mean that the data is completely wrong by many orders of magnitude.
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Sure, the network might be called “The Learning Channel,” but don’t expect to learn anything from this new show.   If “John and Kate Plus Eight” was not stupid enough for you, the channel now has a new show that’s sure to rot even more braincells.  The show “Paranormal Court” is described as “Two parties come together and agree to be bound by the ruling enlisted from the other side.”

The idea behind it is basically that family members having a dispute, which involves a deceased person, consult a psychic to talk to that dead person about how to deal with the situation. Of course, it’s not terribly unusual for disputes and disagreements to come up over things like estate matters or how to best serve the wishes of a deceased person. So why not consult a psychic? Well, if you’re going to try to resolve a dispute, you probably want a mediator who is actually honest and has some integrity. Psychics, on the other hand, are professional liars. Even worse, the ones in this series don’t seem to even be that good at it.

Seriously, I can do better at cold reading than this!

The “Christian Science” movement and its standard-bearer, the “Church of Christ, Scientist” have been around since the late 1800’s.  Having been founded by Mary Baker Eddy, the movement is based on American Protestantism, but specifically claims that mankind and the universe are inherently spiritual and not physical entities.   It shouldn’t be confused with the Church of Scientology.

Despite the name of the Church, it’s about one of the most anti-science organizations around, especially when it comes to medical science. This tradition is one of the hallmarks of Christian Science and the one that it has become the most associated with. Traditionally, followers of the teachings of Christian Science reject any science or medicine that is not derived directly from “Science and Health with Key to the Scriptures,” which claims that health and disease are metaphysical, with disease being a spiritual state which is to be treated through prayer and religion. The root of all disease, according to Christian Science, is fear, sin, lack of faith or ignorance.

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