Archive for the ‘Just LAME’ Category

Can Black Magic Kill You? It would seem not.

Sunday, March 21st, 2010

Pandit Surender Sharma is a well known Indian guru who claims to have magical powers which he can use to do any number of amazing things.  Among them is the ability to kill with magic and spiritual energy alone. Well known Indian skeptic and debunker Sanal Edamaruku didn’t buy it and went so far as to challenge Sharma to kill him on live television using only his magical powers.   Surprisingly, Sharma took the challenge, but warned that Edamaruku was asking for a painful death.

You really don’t need to understand the language to see what happens:


Needless to say, Mr. Edamaruku is still alive and well. The only problem he has encountered during these kind of challenges has been the occasions where he has had difficulty keeping a straight face and fighting back laughter.

I really love when people like Sharma are actually willing to prove their powers – it never does actually work, but it’s fun to watch.

Psychic Fraud: Is the victim ever to blame?

Thursday, March 18th, 2010

When it comes to self-proclaimed psychics, I tend to have a pretty low tolerance for these frauds and the acts they commit.  Even if it might not always be a crime, it’s never ethically justifiable to lie to someone about what you can do to make money.   When it comes to case of a desperate family of a missing child, it’s pretty clear that they are the not the ones to blame.   In desperation, perhaps after days without sleep and willing to try anything on the chance that it could find a loved one, such individuals are prime targets for fraudulent psychics.

Yet there cases on the other end of the spectrum, where despite the psychic being a complete fraud, it’s almost hard not to laugh at the idiocy of the fool who was separated from their money.

Via UPI.com:

Woman arrested over alleged psychic scam
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Michael Jackson Alive? No, but I’m not too surprised..

Monday, March 15th, 2010

It happened with Elvis and now it’s happening with Michael Jackson.  Some insist that he’s not dead, that it’s all a big conspiracy and that Jacko is actually hiding out somewhere, finally away from the media and those who vexed him and free to enjoy all the little boys a life without the persecution he faced.

To be honest, the idea that Michael Jackson would try to fake his own death does not seem entirely implausible to me.   He was definitely a freaky enough dude to do something as whacked out as that.   However, I still don’t think he did, in part, because while Jackson may have been freaky enough to do that, I don’t think he would have been able to get away with it for long and I certainly don’t think that the LA County Medical Examiner, the state and local police, the DA’s office, all the media and promoters and all the others required would have been so easy to convince to go along with it.

In any case, here’s some of the “proof” that has been offered to show he’s really alive:



You have to fast forward to about 2:17 on this video to show the individual some claim is Michael Jackson on the Larry King Show.

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Note to Missouri Politicans: Perpetual Motion = Bad Investment!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

One would generally think that a buisiness model that involves violating the laws of physics is probably not going to result in a very sound enterprise.   However, it appears that some in Missouri feel differently about that.

Via the Kansas City Star:

Odessa, Mo., cheers news of manufacturing plant

A Utah company announced Thursday that it planned to build a manufacturing and research complex in Odessa, Mo., that could eventually employ more than 3,000 people.

The company, Manna of Utah, said it would build facilities to make home generators that use magnets to make electricity, produce food products from soybeans and rice, and manufacture portable medical emergency rooms that could be sent quickly anywhere in the world.

There also would also be a research and testing center, which would have 1,200 employees and a day care center.

The announcement was made to more than 300 people gathered in Odessa, including several state legislators and U.S. Rep. Ike Skelton.

“This is a magic moment for Odessa, a magic moment for Lafayette County and a magic moment for the Missouri,” said Skelton, a Democrat.

But the announcement also raised questions, including whether Manna of Utah, which has an office in Provo, can bring it off. The company started just last year and has 23 employees.

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The Missouri Department of Economic Development said discussions have just begun about state incentives. But at this point, an official said, no request for state incentives or other help has been received.

“Our project managers have had very preliminary discussions with representatives of the business to determine what information they would need to provide if they were to apply for any state incentive program,” said John Fougere, a department spokesman.

Officials in Odessa were clearly happy in the hours leading up to the announcement. Rep. Mike McGhee said that Odessa would be producing technology that would be “world-changing” and that the announcement would shake the earth and the product would be the equivalent of the light bulb.

The Odessa Republican was referring to a home generator developed by Maglev Energy in Largo, Fla. The home generator, which Manna of Utah is licensing, uses magnets.

Maglev said that it filed for a patent on the generator in 2005 and that it has a prototype. However, the generator isn’t commercially available.

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In Swizerland Animals Will Not Be Apointed Legal Council

Monday, March 8th, 2010

The ridiculous thing isn’t that Switzerland is denying animals the right to an attorney to represent their interest, the ridiculous thing is that they almost did!   70% of the Swiss people turned out not to be quite that insane, but the politicians of Switzerland apparently took the idea pretty seriously – seriously enough to call for a referendum on the issue.

Via BBC News:

Switzerland rejects move to provide lawyers for animals
Voters in Switzerland have rejected a proposal to introduce a nationwide system of state-funded lawyers to represent animals in court.

Animal rights groups had proposed the move, saying that without lawyers to argue the animals’ case, many instances of cruelty were going unpunished.

But the measure was rejected by around 70% of voters in a referendum.

Opponents had argued that Switzerland did not need more legislation. The government had opposed the idea.

Voters were almost certainly swayed by worries about how much such a system might cost taxpayers, and by objections from Switzerland’s farmers already struggling with reduced subsidies and falling milk prices.

Switzerland already has some of the strictest animal welfare legislation in the world.

Pigs, budgies, goldfish and other social animals cannot be kept alone; horses and cows must have regular exercise outside in summer and winter; and dog owners have to take training courses to learn how to care for their pets.

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Paul Watson Shot? Nope, Just Another Lie

Friday, March 5th, 2010

Paul Watson is many things:  a pathological liar, a terrorist (and I don’t use that word lightly), an attempted murderer, a coward, an attention whore, a criminal, an attempted murderer and someone who generally is not to be trusted.   Watson likes to play pirate and pretend he’s at war on a ship that was bought by the money from those stupid enough to donate money to his group.   If he really was at war, he’d have been blown to pieces a long time ago.   In his warped mind, ramming other ships, throwing glass bottles and trying to entangle their props is legitimate “law enforcement” activity.

Now that his organization has a television deal, they’ve been trying to outdo themselves for dramatic footage and news stories that will grab headlines and get some more donations. Ratings, news coverage, donations – after all, it’s all about the money.

One notorious incident includes Watson claiming he was shot by the Japanese Coast Guard, who were tasked with protecting the whalers. The situation was as follows: after repeatedly coming dangerously close to the whaling vessels, the Sea Shepherd crew began hurling glass bottles of butyric acid at the crew of the Nisshin Maru. It is claimed that this was only because butyric acid smells bad, but one should consider that these glass bottles could still have caused injury and the contents were not known to the Japanese.

The Japanese Coast Guard responded with the use of “flash bang” grenades. These are little more than firecrackers and are typically designed to create an unpleasantly loud sound and otherwise stun or confuse. They’re not very effective at repelling an attack, but the Japanese Coast Guard seems to have been under orders not to use lethal force (which I stress, they would have been justified in using.)

At this point, Watson claims he was shot and survived only because of a bullet proof vest and a badge, which just happened to catch the bullet.




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Just When I thought It Couldn’t Get More Offensive: Slums are a Good Thing?!?!?

Monday, March 1st, 2010

I don’t even know that I need to comment about why this is so offensive, distasteful, disingenuous, ignorant and downright savage.   This comes from Slashdot:

How Slums Can Save the Planet

“One billion people live in squatter cities and, according to the UN, this number will double in the next 25 years. Stewart Brand writes in Prospect Magazine about what squatter cities can teach us about future urban living. ‘The magic of squatter cities is that they are improved steadily and gradually by their residents,’ writes Brand. ‘Squatter cities are also unexpectedly green. They have maximum density — 1M people per square mile in some areas of Mumbai — and have minimum energy and material use. People get around by foot, bicycle, rickshaw, or the universal shared taxi.’ Brand adds that in most slums recycling is literally a way of life e.g. the Dharavi slum in Mumbai has 400 recycling units and 30,000 rag-pickers. ‘Of course, fast-growing cities are far from an unmitigated good. They concentrate crime, pollution, disease, and injustice as much as business, innovation, education, and entertainment,’ says Brand. Still, as architect Peter Calthorpe wrote in 1985: ‘The city is the most environmentally benign form of human settlement. Each city dweller consumes less land, less energy, less water, and produces less pollution than his counterpart in settlements of lower densities.’”

Reader Kanel adds this note of perspective:
“Kevin Kelly is another guy who wrote about slums in a very positive light, though he was more interested in self-organisation and why cities are cool, I think. Kelly also reports on the strange trend for slum tourism. What we’re seeing here is that the ’slums’ have become a vehicle for people to bring out their own ideas about cities, humans, and the universe at large. I have a feeling that we’re not really going to learn a lot about slums if we study them through these guys.”

Tourism? Self-organization? Why cities are “Cool”? The fact that comfortable westerners are willing to “tour” these destitute settlements of filth and desperation is offensive enough in its own right that they’d be gawked at.   These are not places where people are being creative and expressive for the sake of the greater good, they’re simply trying to cope with inhuman conditions.   If they figure out a way to stay alive in these miserable conditions, it’s not a beautiful work of self-organization, its human suffering, pure and simple.

I’m reminded of Joseph Stalin saying something like “One death is a tragedy – ten thousand are a statistic.”   When you step back and see the slum grow and change, it might look like some kind of elegant mathematical expression, and perhaps it is.   Yet what this is made up of is human beings, living in filth, squalor and constant danger of disease, fire, murder or any number of other things.   And yes, while slums do often improve over time, it’s because the residents generally DON’T WANT TO LIVE IN SLUM CONDITIONS.   Example: parts of New York City are now fashionable when in the late 1800’s they were about the cheapest and worst parts of the city.  Nobody would want to go back!

Yes, I realize that this is a transitional thing and that some countries have not experienced industrialization to the extent they will eventually.   Still, I’m amazed that these could be considered a good thing.

The original article is even worse.   The ass who wrote it seems to think it’s amazingly efficient to live in a slum and points out that many slums see food grown locally, even with “pigs raised on the third floor,” as it subsistence agriculture and living in the excrement of a pig is somehow a positive thing.

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So this is what skeptics believe, eh?

Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010

Natural News… GROAN.    It’s that site that seems to put all the quackery, scaremongering and bad medical and enviornmental advice in one place.   However one of the authors there thinks he has got skeptics all figured out, and knows exactly what we “skeptics” believe.   Well, as a one who would generally consider myself a skeptic, I have some bad news for this guy:  We don’t actually all believe the same things.   Sure, amongst skeptics, there are some thing we tend to agree on, for example homeopathy – you’d have to be a complete nut job not to realize that bullshit stinks.   Yet, on other things, I have found myself in disagreement with other skeptics quite frequently.

Thus I can only speak for myself, but I felt compelled to answer what this guy is telling me that I believe, because I believe that what he believes I believe is a bit unbelievable.

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Steorn is Back

Monday, January 25th, 2010

Remember Steorn?   yeah, Steorn and their Over-unity Device called “Orbo.”   Well in case you don’t, here’s some of the previous Depleted Cranium coverage.

Steorn is a company in Ireland which, some time ago, claimed they had a perpetual motion/free energy/over-unity device.   They were prepared to do a demonstration and then… well, it didn’t work.   Not surprising, really, it did not work.

I have to admit, however, that the demonstration did surprise me.   I was left waiting for the punchline.  I had assumed that the whole thing must have been some kind of viral marketing or publicity stunt.  I was really expecting them to take out them machine and then announce that it runs on some energy drink or something like that.   However, it seems that the company really did believe their device would work and apparently had never tested it before the demonstration.

Well they’re back.   This time, apparently they’re super-duper-extra-sure that it will work.   They have a revamped website and say that the “Final Demonstration” which will “prove over-unity” will happen on Saturday the 30th of January at 16:00 GMT.

They even have a video about it:


Honestly, not being able to see what is going on with their setup too well within the video, I’m not going to comment other than to say I’m confident that this is not doing anything magical or achieving any kind of over-unity. It’ll stop as soon as the batteries or whatever energy storage mechanism is powering it runs out.

They’re also selling some stuff on their website as the “Steorn Lab,” which actually includes what appears to be a reasonably nice USB gaussmeter.

They are renting a nice exhibition hall in Dublin and have a revamped website and press releases.   It appears that they have some funding.   So what is this?  A stunt of some kind?  A viral marketing campaign?   Or is it really a device that they honestly think will produce over-unity?    One thing is for sure, it’s not going to actually be what they claim it to be.   After the embarrassing fizzle last time, it’s hard to say.

Your guess is as good as mine.

Worst Relief Supply for Haiti… EVER

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

By now, we all know that Haiti is badly in need of aid and there are many groups out there which are working to try to get it there.    Due to the enormous scale of the disaster, there’s almost no limit to the need for everything from food to water to search and rescue equipment.    Military air and sea-lift divisions from several countries are working to get the complex logistics in place and organizations ranging from the Red Cross to the United Nations are doing what they can to get food, water and other supplies to the people of Haiti.

As a general rule, organizations are asking for individuals and small groups to donate money, as opposed to directly donating the supplies.   There are some exceptions to this, such as for specialized equipment, or in cases where an organization can supply large quantities of an important aid supply, but in general, the logistical issues with sorting and shipping many individually donated canned food, water bottles or first aid kits makes these kind of donations less useful and slower to get to those who need them most.

However, if you are going to donate something to the effort and it’s not money, it should at least be something with some kind of usefulness to it.   There are many things that would fit the bill here.   Water purifiers, sanitary supplies, basic clothing like undergarments and even items like eyeglasses could help those who lost everything.  It’s been said that “nobody wants your old sneakers,” and that is certainly true, but if you happen to have several truck loads of brand new sneakers, that might actually help.

Yet one group has decided to send something even more useless than a pair of old smelly sneakers.  What is it they’re sending?  Solar powered bibles.   Yes, you read right.   Apparently they felt that the people of Haiti need faith right now and that faith comes from the “good book.”   However, the “good book” is apparently not good enough – or maybe it’s just too inexpensive and doesn’t have that whiz-bang novelty of a new gadget, so they’re instead sending a solar-powered device which is preloaded with an electronic audio-book version of the bible.   They already are planning on sending 600 of them and would like to raise money for 3000.

If it’s not a frivolous enough expense to send portable self-reading electronic bibles to Haiti, these ones also have a solar panel on them, thus assuring that the quake refugees will be able to charge them with the same sun that beats down on them as they search for clean water and food.    That way, they will at least not have to worry about finding more batteries to listen to the bible.

They state that the audio bibles are necessary to send “hope” to Haiti.    It justifies this by providing a sample of a bible reading in both French and Haitian Creole (the primary language in Haiti) to show that the passionate and dramatic reading of the bible versus is so much more hopeful than words on paper.  These bibles can also be listened to by a large number of people, even if they’re not literate and thus could not read it themselves.   Apparently it never occurred to them, that a single person could read the bible to a large group gathered around them – a person who might be called something like a “priest” or “minister.”

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