I have a Christmas present for the commenter who usually posts as “anonymous” and likes to make completely off-topic rants about how the end is near. This commenter will usually post totally off topic stuff in whatever the latest post on this blog is and then when challenged for being incredibly rude and spamming will then say that it’s because the issue is urgent and nobody will address it otherwise (sometimes because the comment is not responded to immediately).
Most recently said commenter has been all about the Gulf oil spill. Yes, I know, it was plugged a while ago, but apparently he still believes it will be the end of the world.
Anyway, here’s your gift: Your very own blog post and comment thread. From now on you can post any of your doomsday theories on here rather than spewing them into other comment threads. I will add: ANY FURTHER OFF TOPIC COMMENTS WILL BE MOVED TO THIS POST, so don’t bother posting them elsewhere, you’ll just irritate me further.

In seriousness, however, I will repeat what I have said to this person before, despite the fact that I know they’re not going to do it:
GET HELP! Seriously, go get some help. Don’t do it on web forums or chat rooms. Get some real help from a professional.
There are many places you can go. If you’re in school (High School, College or whatever) go to your school councilor and they can help you get the help you need. If you have a primary care physician, go to them and they can help you find what you need – be sure to explain to them that you need more than a single appointment, you want to be directed to a continuing program.
You can go to a hospital or to a community health center, but be warned that these places are not necessarily the best because they tend to offer short term care and may just give you a tranquilizer and discharge you. Therefore, if you do go to that kind of a facility, be sure to tell them repeatedly that you are interested in finding out about some kind of ongoing therapy. Even if you do not have insurance, there are programs, local, state, federal and private charities. They do exist – there is help there, but you have to take the initiative to go looking for it. You can ask about your state’s social services agencies.
As a last resort you can go to your local police. That might not sound like a logical place to go, but community police officers can be very helpful. Asking a police officer for help does not mean you’re saying you’re a criminal or anything. Police officers are forced to become mediators in all kinds of disputes and frequently respond to minor domestic disturbances and highly unsettled people all the time. They deal with people with problems all the time and because of this, they are often very well versed in what kind of programs and services are available in your area. They know where to refer people to deal with substance, social and mental problems.
But… since you refuse to do that, and continue to post doomsday fantasies, do it here.