A VERY VERY Lame and Idiotic Protest
September 23rd, 2008
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Wow. Believe it or not, I think this is actually worse than the cell phone tower protests. People making absolute idiots of themselves in public. I’d have to laugh heartly at them and their ignorance.
Also, I really hate the conspiracy theorist mentality and the whole “You just don’t get it” mentality. I constantly hear that I trust the government too much or that “YOUR GOVERNMENT DOESN’T LOVE YOU” “DO YOU THINK YOUR GOVERNMENT IS ABOVE THIS? DO YOU THINK THEY’RE JUST OUT TO HELP YOU?”
No. I do not have infinite trust in the government. I do not expect them to love me or always do the right thing. I’m VERY skeptical of elected leaders motivations. I just don’t think that the government has contracted with every airline on earth to start some kind of covert program to spray mercury, human blood plasma, depleted uranium, aluminum compounds and whatever the hell else they contend is being sprayed all over the world.
I also don’t think government corruption generally involves schemes intended only for the purpose of pure evil. Usually the corruption involves embezzlement or someone going to see high class prostitutes on government-funded travels. In the state I live in there was a real genuine government conspiracy and the governor had to resign and went to federal prison. The conspiracy: he gave preferential treatment to state contractors and assigned them lucrative construction contracts. In exchange, they gave him gifts, including installing a free deck and hot tub at his home. That’s about as exciting as most of these ‘conspiracies’ get.
And if there was some kind of program to control the population or make everyone sick, this would not be a very effecient way to do it anyway.
The Illuminati are not real and the Freemasons are a civic club, mostly of old men. This is just condensation. I know, that’s not very exciting. But that’s all it is.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Well, obviously the reason you refuse to believe the conspiracy theories is that the chemtrail mind control substances have taken hold of you!!
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September 23rd, 2008 at 1:04 am
There’s also a growing number of young Freemasons — one of my housemates in grad school became a Master Mason when he was 21 or 22. They were quite active in my area in fundraising for hospitals and other charitable programs.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 1:11 am
mlp said:
OMG HE’S PART OF THE CONSPIRACY! AAHHHH
The Freemasons want to take over the world. Don’t you get that? They’ve been laying the framework for the NEW WORLD WORDER for hundreds of years. They put clues all around us like on the dollar bill and the layout of streets in major capital cities. They run the Vatican and the US Government and the UN and Isreal and NATO and Major League BAseball.
They are super powerful and this is all super seceret, and it’s so seceret that’s why they put their clues and logos everywhere. They own the number 666 and 13. And 7. And 1 and 0. Notice all computers work with 1 and 0? Yeah, that was their idea because they worship satan and that’s their holy number
OMG!!!11111
They built concentration camps and you can tell because any facility that has a triangle on it or a circle on it or the nuber 666 or 5 or 8 or 1 is one. They hide the conspiracy in plain sight.
They are going to reduce the worlds population very soon. They’ve been planning this for centuries and will do it any day now! They own FEMA and the National Weather Service and the whole Irish Postal Service is in their control too cuz they’re international!
AAAAHHHH
NEW WORLD ORDER
CONSPIRACY
RUN
He’s part of it! he will kill you! All of us! GAAAAAAA
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September 23rd, 2008 at 1:27 am
Forget your meds there bud?
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:25 am
The only conspiracy here is a conspiracy of ignorance.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 8:30 am
Ctrl Alt Del said:
Hey, actually, not all do–the Soviets built a computer in the 50s that used 1, 0, and -1.
AAAAAGH!!! SUPPRESSED TECHNOLOGY!!! IT’S ALL CONNECTED!!! piffle.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 9:17 am
Stewart Peterson said:
Tri-state logic the perfect solution – to bad nobody found a problem for it to solve.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 9:51 am
DV82XL said:
That’s what they want you to think.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Even if the illuminati aren’t real, the literati are overal in our society. They plan wars, produce nuclear weapons (including those using the most toxic substance on earth, plutonium!), poison us with and make money off those evil consumer goods and indoctrinate nearly everyone in their system, while shaming those who haven’t bought into them.
(I hope it is clear enough this is a parody of a wacky loony conspiracy theorist.)
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:40 am
Vjatcheslav said:
I think it’s spelled “illerati”
And, unfortunately, they really exist.
What I find frustrating is that these people really think they are educated and knowledgeable about the issues they are raising.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 11:55 am
CBMTTek said:
The negative form of literati would be illiterati, if I remember well. Literati, in my rendering of a wacky conspiracy theorist, is some sort of code word for scientists in special and people who can read in general.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I love the Darth Vader sounds!
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September 23rd, 2008 at 2:31 pm
Vjatcheslav said:
Thanks, I was pretty sure that the likelihood of my misspelling that was near 100%.
And, I totally agree. When performing your own research is too time consuming, or just plain inconvenient, just blame the illuminati, literati, or freemasons. It’s easier then getting an education.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 5:38 pm
From The Onion–Internal Affairs Investigator Disappointed Conspiracy Doesn’t Go All The Way To The Top:
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:21 pm
Steve, BTW, you know that the “quote comment” plugin displays the name of the comment author before any quote in a comment, even if that quote isn’t from another comment, right (it’s also stripping out any quotes in the quoted comment)? My guess is the plugin isn’t checking whether there’s a “comment” attribute in the bbcode before spitting text out, and a variable somewhere isn’t getting reset (otherwise it would display ” said:”)–if you email me the source, I’ll see if I can fix it.
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Hold on let me try a couple things
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September 23rd, 2008 at 6:43 pm
Ok I’ll have to look into what’s going on in the code
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September 23rd, 2008 at 8:06 pm
Okay. It seems that the simplest way to address this is that if you are not quoting another person’s comment then simply use the blockquote html tag and use the quote feature for quoting comments only. Simple enough, I hope?
I got it to stop reformatting the blockquote thing so I guess that will hopefully be enough
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