A reptilian in the secret service?

March 22nd, 2013
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It never ceases to amaze me what otherwise functional adults can believe.   Mind you, this video was produced by someone with enough of a grasp on reality to understand how to operate video editing software.  In fact, it probably involved more than one person.   These are the people who live along side each of us in society.



Okay, so now the reptilians are not simply the leaders but also their body guards?   That’s a new one.  I was under the impression that the evil alien overlords ruled but that their slave minions were humans.   One would think, in any case, they could keep the true shape-shifters hidden away from public events and use one of their human shills instead.   But then again, this does not need to make sense.

A few observations:

  1. The Secret Service acts as the presidents body guards and are basically paid to be paranoid and constantly on edge that he will be attacked.  Some hide it better than others, but if an agent is standing in a crowd looking around a lot, that’s because he’s doing his job.  crowds are dangerous because anyone could easily pull a gun, and although there are usually metal detectors, they are not foolproof.
  2. That looks to me like a tall, slender guy with a bald/shaved head.   Am I alone in this?
  3. Video cameras and compression are designed such that small details, normally not important to the picture, are lost in order to increase efficiency.  One of the things that many video systems have is a smoothing filter, which removes random noise from the image to improve compression.   It can make faint background details appear smooth.   This can happen a lot in areas that are darker than most of the image or where contrast is high.  The effect is increased by zooming. Of course, you can’t just crop and zoom and get an accurate picture.  The image has a finite resolution.  Any zooming beyond that is just pixel scaling.
  4. Do I seriously need to even

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17 Responses to “A reptilian in the secret service?”

  1. 1
    Sigivald Says:

    Whatever.

    We know you’re really just denying this to keep getting your free heroin from the Queen of England!


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    DV82XL Says:

    Western civilization is not going to fall from any outside agency but rather from within.


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    Chew Says:

    Maybe one of these guys? http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/content/2012/0414-secret-service-scandal.jpg/12279197-1-eng-US/0414-secret-service-scandal.jpg_full_600.jpg

    No, no, can’t be. The ties don’t match.


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    Doctor Stupid Says:

    Yeah, I have to admit I am floored by some of this just knowing people can believe this and still have enough sense to function. The video editor was able to edit video. The narrator was able to narrate. Clearly they are not completely bat-**** crazy. Yet they truly believe this? WTF


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    Paul Studier Says:

    Do you have any evidence that anyone believes this? Perhaps it is intended as humor. Certainly the writers of The Onion and the vast majority of their readers don’t believe the article.


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    Chew Says:

            Paul Studier said:

    Do you have any evidence that anyone believes this?

    Check out the other videos of that YouTube channel.


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    drbuzz0 Says:

            Paul Studier said:

    Do you have any evidence that anyone believes this? Perhaps it is intended as humor. Certainly the writers of The Onion and the vast majority of their readers don’t believe the article.

    Hard to tell in any specific case, but in the case of shape-shifting reptilians, yes, there are absolutely people who believe it.


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    Jason C Says:

    David Icke has been busy. He’s the one who promotes this crackpot lunacy. I’ve seen some of his videos on youtube and the guy is a complete wacko. I see a bald guy in poor lighting and poor lighting in either video or still photography can create many illusions especially when pixelated images leave your mind to fill in whatever the imagination can create.

    Some bald guys do have oddly shaped heads but then if we were all bald I’m sure we’d see that there are no two craniums exactly alike and it’s quite normal to have angles, dimples, etc all over the head. Heck, even the human species as a bipedal nearly hairless ape is quite an odd-ball itself and quite “alien” looking when compared to all other animals.


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    Arcanyn Says:

    It’s Lord Voldemort! He’s clearly got Obama under the Imperius curse. We’re all doomed!


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    Tetsubo Says:

    It is possible to produce a double shot pistol made from a block of Delrin that will pass right through a metal detector. Small enough to fit into the palm of your hand. Not that I would personally know anything about how to construct such a device… nope…


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    drbuzz0 Says:

            Tetsubo said:

    It is possible to produce a double shot pistol made from a block of Delrin that will pass right through a metal detector. Small enough to fit into the palm of your hand. Not that I would personally know anything about how to construct such a device… nope…

    Like I said, metal detectors are not foolproof, which is why these agents are always looking around.


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    PsihoKekec Says:

    There is only one way to combat the reptilian infiltration, we need to turn the HAARP weather machine on to the ice age setting!


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    Matte Says:

    The sad part about people believeing this crock is, their vote carries the same weight as yours in a national election…


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    PsihoKekec Says:

    I think it was Churchill who said that the biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with an average voter.


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    BMS Says:

    “Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard.”

    – H. L. Mencken


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    Mike Says:

    The video’s narrator sounds like an alien. The plot thickens…


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